LePaparazzi News Update: Eva Longoria, Tony Parker Split Up

Eva Longoria

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker have split up, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE.

"They did break up. It's amicable," the source says, adding, "They are talking and trying to figure the best course of action for their future. They are trying to work things out."

"It's distance and demanding careers and not living in same city," said the source. "It didn't happen yesterday. It's been going on for a while."

However, a source close to Parker told PEOPLE earlier Friday that Parker said rumors of a breakup were not true.
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Madonna Tops Britney's Guinness Record


Madonna

Madonna, who earned $50 million in 2004, takes the title away from Britney Spears, who had held the record since 2001 after earning slightly more than $38 million in 2000.

Janet Jackson also replaced Spears in Web rankings for the world's most searched-for female and most searched-for news item.
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt troubles


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

TROUBLE might be looming in the splendiferous world of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Jolie has told pals she's ready to adopt again - but Pitt, it seems, is not. "Brad wants another child, preferably a boy - but he wants a biological boy," said our snoop. "He is adamant and wants her to get pregnant again right away." The couple have one biological child, Shiloh, and two adopted kids, Maddox and Zahara. Jolie doesn't have a rep and Pitt's rep didn't return calls.
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Anna Nicole Smith has married her lawyer, according to reports


Anna Nicole Smith

The former Playboy Playmate and Howard K. Stern apparently exchanged vows in a private ceremony on board a catamaran off of Nassau in the Bahamas, according to Star magazine.
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Kylie Minogue has vowed not to wear a wig on her comeback tour


Kylie Minogue

The 38-year-old singer is set to re-launch her 'View the profile for Kylie Minogue on Celebrity SpotlightShowgirls' tour in Australia in November, after taking a year off to recover from breast cancer.

Kylie said she would not wear a wig, despite losing her hair during chemotherapy, because she wants people to see she has changed.
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Orlando Bloom has been getting close with Penelope Cruz


Penelope Cruz

The newly-single 'Pirate of the Caribbean' star was seen witView the profile for Tom Cruise on Celebrity Spotlighth the 'Volver' actress - who used to date Tom Cruise - at Hyde in Los Angeles on Monday (25.09.06).

One onlooker told the New York Post newspaper: "They were definitely together and holding hands."

Despite the canoodling a spokesperson for Penelope denied the pair are dating.

Penelope is not the first star Orlando has been linked to recently.
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Jess dad's fury at Jackass star


Jess ... dad protects her honour

JESSICA SIMPSON’S dad has slammed Jackass star Bam Margera for boasting about having sex with the babe.

Joe Simpson says he now wants to "beat the crap" out of Bam for claiming he had his wicked way with Jess.

Bam told DJ Howard Stern’s raunchy radio show earlier this month that he slept with Jess when she was still married to Nick Lachey.

Bam, 27, said that Jess took him back to her parents’ home in LA last April.

He said: "We were just drinking margaritas and stuff, and you know, from there…"

The funnyman also told American magazine US Weekly that he and Jessica were intimate "once", saying: "It was when her parents were away and Nick was away. It's not a secret."

But Jess’s dad – who is also her manager - is fuming.

He said: "As a father, I want to go beat the crap out of people who say things like this.

"It really hurts to hear people say things like this about my daughter."
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Media Princess Grabs The Wheel

Britney Spears, media princess and sometimes vapidly psychotic paparazzi attacker has recently decided that she has learned the proverbial media ropes sufficiently enough to handle her own PR. Strange that after popcorning out 2 children, during the celeb baby boom with hubby K-Dork, or K-Dog I should say, she still doesn't have enough to do. Firing long time agent Leslie Sloane-Zelnick before her second child's pictures released to U.S. Magazine People, it became apparent Brit wanted to handle the future media whoring herself, guess she was sick of her pimp, and wanted to do the pimping herself. Perhaps Brit blames her old agent for the mass amount of foot fungal syphilis she contracted during her barefoot public bathroom romps, where her pure red-neckisity was fully photographed for her adoring (barfing) fans. Or perhaps she has future plans to begin a political march to office, hey if Arny can do it...Umm Well be afraid. Someone save us from the abysmally dumb pop stars taking over. Signing Off for now.


BRITNEY FOR GOVERNOR
OR
Insert Brain HERE!!!

Take Out The Papers and the Trash!

I have never understood the attraction to this loaf of white bread. She is certainly forgettable....a plain chic with a good publicist who touts her as a great beauty.

Her one redeeming quality is that she has a very lovely figure and cute lips. Why do you suppose, the girl who is as blah as any Iowan (no offense to my Iowan peeps, that is if you have internet and can even access a blog;) would wear the same suit as my garbage man? That is your typical city worker your standard uniform sans the bright orange color! We can call it garbage chic.

Having Really Large Lips That Look Like They Are In Constant Need Of Chapstick Is Equated With Stellar Health!

Steven Tyler tells Nancy O'Dell of Access Hollywood that he has no trace of Hep C in his blood after a year of treatments. In case you have been living under a rock, Tyler was diagnosed with Hep C at some point. Who knows when? Who really cares? I digress...

Well, kudos to you grandpa. You are a miracle in more than one way...you are 70 and can still rock and you naturally have lysol coursing through your veins! Wow. Now if only we could find a cure for overly large, sucker fish lips that look like they belong to a person with a frame much larger than 5'4, 125 lbs then we are in business!!!!

Jessica Simpson "This is my Cook"

After breaking up from ex-hubby Nick Lachey for nearly a year now, Jessica Simpson’s sex life is basically non-existant according to her and that a rooster pendant that she bought recently from shopping is now her replacement for her non-existant sex life. [Gossipin]

Kate Moss & Pete Doherty Make Beautiful Music Together



Kate Moss joined her boyfriend, Pete Doherty, last night in Ireland onstage and the two sang a beautiful duet. Pete was performing with his band, Babyshambles, after returning from rehab. [Dlisted]

Trouble for Rachel and Adam?



Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson have reportedly hit a rough patch. The stars of “The O.C.” fell in love while working on the show, and it “looked like they were on their way to getting engaged just a little while back,” a source told Star, but “are going through a really difficult period right now.” One reason, according to the insider, may be because of Bilson’s friendship with Zach Braff, her co-star from “The Last Kiss.” “Zach calls Rachel a lot and they talk on the phone like girlfriends,” says the insider. [PopSugar]


Jaime Pressly: I'm Getting Engaged!



Jaime Pressly and her DJ beau, Eric Cubiche, wanted Us to be the first to know the good news: "We're going this weekend to [Beverly Hills jewelry store] XIV Karats to design my engagement ring," the My Name Is Earl star, 29, told Us on September 21. "I'm really looking forward to it." Though they only started dating a year ago, "Eric's been my best friend for nine years," she told Us. "It's one of those things where when you're ready, you're ready. And we are." [US Weekly]

Katie Holmes wants to be pregnant again by end of the year [Fametastic]

Brad Pitt To Team Up With Sacha Baron Cohen [Entertainment Wise]

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Popeye The Sailor Man...toot toot

Not sure exactly what look Victoria Beckham was going for here. Gangster with my grampa's cap on? Popeye the sailor man? Prepubescent male? Street sweeper? Crazy as hell? Not sure. However, some looks were meant only for the runway my friend...not the streets. Where did her cantaloupe boobs go? I bet the bottoms of those pants are filthy. Actually the more I think about it the more I think she looks like Olive Oil (popeye's anorexic girlfriend not the actual oil) wearing popeyes clothes and wimpy's hat.

It's A Miracle. Former Golden Girl's Star Estelle Getti Ressurected From The Dead!!!!

Oh, never mind. It's just Nicole Richie and her zombie hands. Whew! For a minute I was getting scared thinking that zombies were coming up out of the ground and doning ridiculous oversized joke glasses.

T-Bird thats just my baby's daddy......

Lol;) Kudos if you get the reference in the title. If not oh well, your dumb. Anyway...

It seems that idiot Howard Stern, and not the skanky, ranky smut peddler, but the slimy, slithery, spineless, gold digging lawyer Howard Stern, is Anna Nicole's baby's daddy. Well, well, well....wonder if Mr. Hoity Toity would have still been into the cretin that is Anna Nicole if she still lived in the trailer camp outside of Houston and fried chicken down at the Chicken House restaurant....me thinks not. Fake boobs are a dime a dozen (apr $3,000 US dollars) and her looks are fading, actually melting is more like it. Wonder what makes this very large Viking linebiker heshe thing appealing...could it be the moola. But then again, he is no prize.

Is that powderd sugar?

Or the stuff that put Pablo Escobar on the map?


Recent photo of Kate Moss, fiance of Baby Shambles frontman Pete Dougherty featuring what appears to be frosting in her nasal cavities...no you say! I would never suspect someone as fat as Kate Moss as having a cocaine addiction! Pfffff.....what? Anyway heres the pic and ultra dialated demonic pupils. You decide. Now go eat some dinner:)

There is a white girl in town.......

Mensa's Newest Member

"I want you guys to know that I know that this fantasy land I live now doesn't last forever and I now that and thats why i go to school. This can all go away in the blink of an eye so I am also using this situation to save money for my future. Oh yeah and what you see on tv is not always the truth by the way even if its a reallity show."

This is from Kendra's site. In case you have not a clue who Kendra is, well she is one of octogenerian playboy Hugh Hefners babes. I think my IQ dropped at least 50 points after reading this. Besides the nice body, I don't see any real use for this chic.

TIPS FOR KENDRA:

Return to kindergarden

Purchase hooked on phonics

If you become red in the sun and do not tan, maybe get a clue and stay out of the sun. It is not your friend.

Take a cue from the Victoria's Secret Girls....invest in a stylist.

The hair and skin are all the same color. Where is Ken Paves? Where is Christina Aguilerras powder? Where are Jessica's snap on wigs?

No wonder Girl's Next Door was cancelled. I had rather just buy the magazine....sometimes fantasy is way better than the actual deal....way better. Now go back to your trailer home and fry something:)

Now I Have Seen It All.....

Here is a recent photo of Parasitis Hilton promoting wine in a can-much classier than wine in a box. Leave it to those damn Germans to think up something like wine in a can. Could it be that she is going the way of David Hasselhoff. We all know he has a huge fan base in ...ummm... Slovakia and he makes cool commercials in Japan.... duh!

You can tell it is Germany because of the Heidi hair. They love that stuff there!

My question is this. Is it really smart for someone who has been charged with a DUI to be promoting alcholoic beverages, especially something as convenient to drink while driving as wine in a can? Thats like Michael Jackson being the spokesperson for Toys R Us.

Pork, The Other White Meat

What does this remind you of?


Think....






Okay. First of all I am a big Aguilera fan. She has the best body in the business and a voice to boot. Also she seems more composed and smarter than her counterparts (not saying much). Despite her affection for lots and lots of base, concealer, powder, theatrical contouring powders, eyeliner, various layers of eyeshadow, brow fillers, blush, fake lashes, bronzer, sparkles, extensions of various colors and textures, wacky outfits, orange spray tan, body glow lotion, all worn simultaneously. Me and Miss Piggy think she is on to something.

Lepaparazzi News Update: Jessica Storms Out ?

Jessica Simpson Kicks Up A Fuss In London



Singer/actress Jessica Simpson proved she doesn’t really like standing in her little sister’s shadow when she stormed out of Ashlee Simpson’s party in London recently.

Jessica along with her mother and father/manager had travelled to London to check out Ashlee in her new stage role as Roxie Hart in Chicago.

However, at an after party for Ashlee at London’s Sound Bar on Monday Jessica was seen storming out and shouting: “I don’t want to be here – why won’t people just leave me alone?”

Oo-er…

According to the Mirror, her father attempted to explain his eldest daughter’s actions away by saying: “Jess is quite down at the moment. She’s not comfortable talking to people as she’s quite depressed and we’re walking on eggshells.”

Could she be depressed because her new album is crap?

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Anna Nicole’s Lawyer: "I Am the Father of Her Baby"



Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith’s longtime lawyer, said Tuesday that he's the "proud father" of her baby girl, who was born three days before her son Daniel passed away unexpectedly in the Bahamas.

"It's been very rough," Stern told CNN’s Larry King Live on Tuesday. "She said that she didn't want to trade out children, meaning she didn't want one to be born and another to die."

Daniel, 20, died suddenly on September 10 while visiting his mother in the maternity ward of the Doctor’s Hospital in the Bahamas. Stern, who was in Anna Nicole’s hospital room the night Daniel passed away, told host Larry King they had named their daughter Dannie Lynn Hope.

Stern's daughter with Anna Nicole is "the one thing that is really keeping her going," he said. "And through it all, even with all the pain, she has been a great mom, a very attentive mom."

The lawyer was a common presence on Anna Nicole’s reality show, where he also served as her confidant and friend.

“Anna and I have been in a relationship and we love each other and it’s been going on for a very long time." Stern explained, "Because of my relationship as her lawyer, we felt that it was best to keep everything hidden.”

Stern told King that he and Anna Nicole Smith planned to stay in the Bahamas long term, so they could escape the media, start a new life and give their daughter a chance to live a normal life.

When King asked if Stern planned to marry Anna Nicole, he answered, "I've loved her for quite some time and hopefully the feeling's mutual. At some point, we will. Right now we have to somehow get through what we're going through."

Photojournalist Larry Birkhead sent a statement to CNN countering Stern’s paternity claim, saying, "I've been told by Anna Nicole Smith that I'm the father of her newborn child. I have proof of it…I am requesting that a DNA test take place in the United States."

”Does it give you concern that there might be a shot that the DNA might exclude you?” King asked Stern after reading Birkhead’s statement. “Or is there no doubt that you're the father?”

”I think based on the timing of it, that there shouldn't be a doubt,” Stern replied.

As for the mysterious circumstances behind Daniel’s death, authorities have ruled out suicide or foul play, and they are awaiting toxicology results to determine the cause of death.

"We're still waiting to find out what the cause is," Stern said. "We also now have an indication that there may have been other prescriptive medication in his system."

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Oprah Channel Makes Satellite Radio Debut



Oprah Winfrey's "Oprah & Friends" channel debuted Monday on XM Satellite Radio in North America.

The channel features original talk programming from Harpo Radio to over seven million satellite radio subscribers throughout U.S. and Canada.

"XM's more than seven million subscribers will now benefit from Oprah Winfrey's unparalleled track record of creating programming that entertains, informs and inspires," XM Satellite Radio Chief Executive Officer Hugh Panero said. "The shows heard on the 'Oprah & Friends' channel reflect XM and Harpo's shared commitment to engaging audiences by creating personal connections with listeners."

XM said that key among the new broadcasts will be "The Oprah and Gayle Show," a talk show featuring the iconic TV host and her friend Gayle King, and "Weekend Encore," which will allow listeners to catch up on any of the channel's numerous talk shows they have missed.

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You Don't Say!

It seems that Harry Morton has called it quits with Lohan stating immaturity on her part. Why would a guy mature enough to own a restaurant called The Pink Taco break up with someone on these grounds. Thats like Mr. T breaking up with a woman because she wears too much gold jewelery. Or refers to herself in the third person. Or says she pities fools.

BTW, like the dress and that cigarrette is a very classy touch.

The Luck Of The Irish

According to sources from the Daily Mirror, Michael Jackson is currently in Ireland negotiating with financial backers about building a theme park around, you guessed it, Irish lore. The park will have rides and other features centered around leprechauns. I know, you think I am kidding.

What next? A theme park in Vegas featuring show girls and casinos? How about one in Dallas, Texas centered around the concept of cowboys, football, breast implants and Mary Kay cosmetics. How novel! I am truly genius!!! I am going now to try and get financial backing.

Better yet, maybe Jacko could have a Wizard of Oz theme park where he could star as, well anything.

Lepaparazzi News Update: A Man-Tastic Getaway ? Mmmhh..

Is Brad Pitt Burning Out?



George Clooney is planning to whisk Brad Pitt away on holiday after they finish filming Ocean’s 13 because he’s worried his pal is burning out.

Clooney’s fears were raised when an exhausted Pitt fell asleep on the set of the movie, and struggled to wake up again.

Pitt, according to LifeandStylemag.com, is struggling to get enough rest after he started a family with his Hollywood star lover Angelina Jolie.

A source tells the website, “Brad actually fell asleep in his dressing-room trailer the other day, and George said Brad was so exhausted, he could hardly wake him. He said Brad just isn’t getting enough sleep and has so much to do, he’s feeling overwhelmed.”

Now Clooney's planning to take Pitt away to his Italian villa as soon as the film wraps to give him a much needed rest and recuperation.

“It’s as if the old carefree Brad has been replaced by this serious, hard–working family man, and George worries Brad will crack under the stress and strain if he doesn’t learn to take it easy,” the insider adds.

Hang on though – didn’t Brad just enjoy a six month holiday in Europe and Africa with one of the world’s sexiest women?

In any case, Brad’s schedule won’t be filled up by taking over Tom Cruise’s role in the Mission: Impossible franchise.

His representative called recent reports he was to step into Ethan Hunt’s shoes as “totally made up”.

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Brawl At Paris Hilton's Pad



Brandon Davis was punched in the face Thursday night by Kevin Connolly, who stars on "Entourage." After an US Weekly party at L.A. hot spot Area, Paris Hilton held an after-hours bash at her Beverly Hills home. Pamela Anderson, Courtney Love, Dave Navarro - and past Hilton conquests Paris Latsis and Stavros Niarchos - arrived with Davis, Nicky Hilton and Nicky's boyfriend, Connolly. One partier told us: "Brandon and Nicky decided to run around and call everyone a 'loser' or 'whore' - like the way other people call each other 'sweety' or 'honey'. " Connolly didn't like either word and when the oil heir wouldn't stop, Connolly "smacked him." Davis, grandson of the late oil billionaire Marvin Davis, shrieked and cursed insults, prompting Connolly to "punch him in the face two times." After the beat-down, Connolly told blogger Perez Hilton: "He just can't talk to me the way he talks to other people." Another shock came later when Hilton nemesis Lindsay Lohan and several friends crashed the party. One observer, who was shocked Lohan had invaded her enemy's lair, said, "Paris has done so many mean things to Lindsay."

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Bruce Willis Returns For Die Hard 4!




YIPPEE-KAI-YAY! John McClane is back! Bruce Willis will be reprising his signature role as the New York City cop who is always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Twentieth Century Fox state the new movie will be titled: 'Live Free Or Die Hard'.

The film will be released June 29, 2007 (the eve of the US Independence Day holiday weekend). This is particularly appropriate date because the story itself takes place over the Fourth of July. Len Wiseman, the director of the Underworld and Underworld:Evolution is directing from a screenplay by Mark Bomback.

The Die Hard series has enjoyed huge success. The previous Die Hard films grossed almost three-quarters of a billion dollars in worldwide theatrical box office. The most recent entry, Die Hard with a Vengeance, grossed over $80 million in Japan, alone. A new generation of movie fans has adopted the Die Hard films through DVD and a successful series of videogames.

The Die Hard films are renowned for their non-stop action, and Fox promises that 'Live Free Or Die Hard' will offer the biggest and most realistic set pieces ever! In the new movie, an attack on the vulnerable United States computer infrastructure begins to shut down the entire nation. The mysterious figure behind the shattering scheme has figured out every digital angle – but he never figured on an old-fashioned, “analog” fly-in-the-ointment: John McClane. Go on Bruce!

'Live Free Or Die Hard' begins production this month.

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Tom Green Appears Nightly On 'Net



Comedian Tom Green has taken his act to the Internet with a talk show that originates from his Los Angeles living room.

The former MTV personality has launched "Tom Green Live," a Web-based production that the Los Angeles Times said Saturday draws a nightly audience of about 25,000.

"At first I thought it would be really good practice for a talk show," Green said. "Then I realized, it is a talk show."

The Times said that while A-list guests are few and far between, Green's agent is trying to line up sponsors for the show.

The venture is supported by and seen on the Web site maniatv.com.

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Lepaparazzi News Update: The Desperate Housewives' Buns Boycott

Wisteria Lane Boycotts Baby Mamas



"Desperate Housewives" creator Marc Cherry has told cast members to knock it off with the getting knocked up, says Eva Longoria.

Longoria made an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," and told Ellen that "Desperate Housewives" creator, Marc Cherry had put a ban on any more cast pregnancies.

Ellen: You’re going to postpone if you want to get married [to San Antonio Spurs star, Tony Parker] and start a family like in a couple of years? You can't do that while you’re working?

Eva: Well, no you can -- it's just difficult because our work schedule is so crazy and you know Marcia Cross is pregnant and so Marc Cherry came on the set and he was “like no more pregnancies this year...they’re really hard to write in.”

Ellen: So you can’t do it yet. How many kids do you want?

Eva: As many as God will give.

Let’s hope Cherry changes his mind before the everyone’s biological clock kicks in and he’s found locked in a basement or buried underneath a pool.

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Paris Hilton: I'm Not That Smart



Paris Hilton has finally admitted what many have suspected for some time – she’s “not that smart”.

The socialite-turned-singer was taped making the admission by police investigating a burglary at porn baron Joe Francis’ home, an offence which saw a man jailed for 11 years earlier this year.

According to The Sun, she told them, “I'm not that smart... I don’t remember... I forget stuff all the time."

However, we reckon Paris is actually a pretty shrewd cookie beneath it all, and proved she has learnt something from her hotel tycoon dad as her conversation with investigators continued.

She revealed to them that she had refused to cooperate when someone tried to blackmail after some “private tapes” were stolen from her house.

“They were trying to sell it to a newspaper or something,” she said. “If you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life. My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway."

Whatever could have been on those tapes?

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Lawyer: Anna Nicole Son's Tox Screen Negative



Anna Nicole Smith has been dealt her first card and is waiting to see if she's handed three of a kind.

E! News learned exclusively Wednesday that the first of three toxicology tests performed on Smith's son, Daniel, turned up no traces of illegal substances in his bloodstream.

Anna Nicole's attorney and confidante, Howard K. Stern, said that, as expected, doctors found the antidepressant Lexapro and sleeping medication Ambien in Daniel's system but not at levels that could have caused his sudden death Sept. 10 at age 20.

The first toxicology report was based on blood drawn at the hospital in the Bahamas where Daniel died while visiting his mom, who had given birth to a baby girl three days earlier, Stern told E! News. The reality TV star is still waiting for the results of tox screens from each of the two autopsies performed on Daniel's body. Both autopsies ruled out various natural causes of death (heart disease, stroke, birth defect, etc.) but did not lead to a definitive answer.

Bahamian officials finally issued a death certificate (the cause of death was listed as "pending chemical analysis") Wednesday and released Daniel's body to Anna Nicole, who has been so devastated by the loss of her son that she suffered memory loss shortly after it happened, requiring Stern to break the news to her a second time. Another of Anna Nicole's lawyers, Michael Scott, has since said the TrimSpa spokesmodel is doing much better and was hoping for more information from the various tests being conducted.

Meanwhile, David Giancola, the director of the sci-fi film Anna Nicole recently starred in, Illegal Aliens, told E! News that Daniel Smith, who worked as an apprentice on the movie, had been hospitalized off and on in August to be treated for an elevated heart rate. Giancola said that Daniel lost nearly 30 pounds during that time and suffered from constant stomach pain.

The second autopsy performed Sept. 17 at Smith's request by a private pathologist, Cycil Wecht, turned up traces of prescription meds that Daniel was taking to treat depression he started to experience four to six weeks before his death. Both Wecht and the Bahamian coroner who did the first autopsy both found no evidence to suggest Daniel died from a suicidal overdose. However, the coroner did at the time deem the cause of Daniel's death to be "not natural."

Meanwhile, though Bahamian head coroner Linda Virgill told reporters it was not unusual for families to request an independent investigation into the circumstances surrounding a loved one's death, authorities reassigned Virgill Wednesday in light of public concern she may have given the Smith case special treatment.

Chief Magistrate Roger Gomez told the Associated Press that complaints started rolling in when an inquest date was announced. "They've been complaining that, 'How is it that this case just came up and a date has been set and our case has been pending for years and we don't have a date yet,' " Gomez said.

The official said that an inquest scheduled for Oct. 23 will be canceled if authorities can determine that Daniel died of natural causes. Anna Nicole is currently free to leave the Bahamas but has chosen to stay put for the time being. Stern says funeral arrangement are being made in California.

Daniel was Anna Nicole's son with husband Bill Smith. The duo tied the knot in 1985 and divorced two years later.

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Steve-O, How Low Can You Go?



First he blabs about Nicole Richie on the Howard Stern Show, then he proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's fully hydrated. Sure, "Jackass" star, Steve-O has been known to do some pretty nasty stunts, but at last night's premiere of "Jackass: Number 2," he proved to be a real pisser -- literally.

In true idiot fashion, the former MTV "Wild Boyz" star dropped his drawers and proceeded to pee all over the red carpet, thus ensuring himself a future endorsement deal with Depends undergarments. Live the dream Steve-O, live the dream

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'Dog' Hoping to Cut a Deal With Mexico



TV bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman hopes to work out a deal to avoid extradition to Mexico to faces charges of illegal detention and conspiracy in his capture of a cosmetics company heir there three years ago, his lawyer said.

Bounty hunting is a crime in Mexico.

Chapman and his two co-stars on the show "Dog The Bounty Hunter," were arrested and jailed in Hawaii last week.

The U.S. Attorney's Office has until Oct. 16 to file papers in support of their extradition, but Chapman's attorney, Brook Hart, hopes to resolve the issue before then.

Chapman is said he would offer an apology, pay a fine, forfeit the bail he posted in Mexico and make a charitable contribution, Hart said.

"What he's prepared to do is take responsibility for not having to stay around to face the charge," he said.

The trio had ensnared convicted rapist Andrew Luster, the Max Factor heir, on June 18, 2003, in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. But they, too, were arrested by Mexican authorities.

Chapman posted about $1,300 for his release, and based on "flawed legal advice" thought he could leave the country and Mexican authorities would have no further interest in him, Hart said.

Chapman's capture of Luster, who had fled the country during his trial on charges he raped three women, catapulted the 53-year-old bounty hunter to fame and led to the reality series on A&E. Luster is now serving a 124-year prison term.

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LePaparazzi News Update: From ''Baywatch" to Babywatch

Pregnant stunner Brooke Burke and former "Baywatch" babe David Charvet were snapped strolling the beach and enjoying their time pre-baby.




The "Rock Star: Supernova" host and her fiancé David got romantic as he kissed her belly while spending time on a Malibu beach Friday enjoying the sunset.

The happy couple are expecting their first baby, a girl. This will be Burke's third child. The foxy brunette has two daughters, Neriah, 6, and Sierra, 4, with former husband Dr. Garth Fisher of "Extreme Makeover."

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Shanna Moakler Bounced from Dancing


DeSoto and Moakler on Dancing
Photo by: ADAM LARKEY / ABC

Despite being eliminated on Wednesday's edition of ABC's Dancing With the Stars – after she and her pro-dancer partner Jesse DeSoto performed an only adequate mambo the night before – Shanna Moakler seemed upbeat after the show wrapped.

The former Miss U.S.A., enjoying an Amstel light and a cigarette, told PEOPLE, "We had fun, and I did the best that I could do," even, if now, "it's back to reality."

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Kate & Owen (Sort Of) Go Public



It's no longer a secret: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are definitely out and about and having a fun time together.

Hudson, who separated from Chris Robinson in August, and Wilson are keeping a relatively low profile – but are spending more time together in the public eye, PEOPLE reports in its new issue.

On Sunday, Wilson visited Hudson and pals at her Pacific Palisades, Calif. house. Then, later that evening, the two shared a patio booth at the Polo Lounge in the Beverly Hills Hotel, where they ordered drinks and, at one point, requested that a bamboo divider be placed around their table for privacy.

Wilson’s rep, who previously denied reports of a romance, now has "no comment on his personal life."

But, says a witness at the Polo Lounge, their enjoyment of each other is perfectly clear: Hudson couldn't stop smiling at Wilson all night.

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Matt LeBlanc's Divorce Finalized



Former Friends star Matt LeBlanc and his wife of three years, Melissa McKnight, finalized their divorce Wednesday, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.

LeBlanc and McKnight will share joint and legal custody of their 2-year-old daughter, Marina (who has suffered from a brain disorder). LeBlanc will provide $15,000 a month for child support until Marina turns 18. He will also cover 100 percent of her medical and nanny costs and school tuition.

Both LeBlanc and McKnight waive all claims for spousal support.

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HOLMES TO PLAY VICTORIA BECKHAM



KATIE HOLMES is tipped to play celebrity pal VICTORIA BECKHAM in a new biopic of soccer superstar DAVID BECKHAM. Holmes and her fiance TOM CRUISE are close friends with the British pair, but while movie bosses were keen to cast the BATMAN BEGINS star, Cruise will not be playing Beckham because of their "marked physical differences". An insider says, "Tom has a brilliant grasp of what the public want to see and thought David's story was wonderful. "A football star emerges from humble origins, there's drama within the matches and romance in his love affair with Victoria at the height of her pop star fame. "At the time Tom was seeing quite a lot of David and Victoria. The quartet are very close friends and the Beckhams would only be happy about their story being used if Tom and Katie were involved."

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MARGERA REIGNITES RUMOURS OF SIMPSON AFFAIR



LATEST: JACKASS star BAM MARGERA has re-ignited rumours he slept with JESSICA SIMPSON while she was still married after appearing on the HOWARD STERN radio show on Tuesday (19SEP06). Margera's former fiance, JENN RIVELL, told a Pennsylvania radio show in 2005 that Simpson and Margera had sex while the pop star was still married to NICK LACHEY. At the time, Bam's father PHIL MARGERA also told Philadelphia radio deejays PRESTON + STERN his son admitted bedding Simpson. Stern interrogated Margera on his show, asking about the night the two spent together while she was filming THE DUKES OF HAZZARD with his Jackass co-star JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. Margera said the relationship was blown out of proportion, but admitted he "bumped into Simpson", which caused his fellow Jackass co-star STEVE-O to say suggestively, "Yeah, BUMPED into her!" Margera claims they "wound up at her parents house drinking margaritas and it went from there" and said afterwards he "left at eight in the morning". When Stern asked Margera if Simpson looked good naked, he said she had a personal trainer for the film adding, "Yeah, she looked good. I can't deny that!"

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The View through Rosie’s Colored Glasses…

I am sick today and decided to lie on the couch, veg out and watch some T.V.

“The View” touched on a number of interesting subjects today. From Madonna’s hanging on a cross scandal, to Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez calling Bush "The Devil” at The United Nations, to Usher being on Broadway, it was a well-rounded show.

The broad shouldered Rosie stands out like a sore thumb next to her slim, well-coiffed counter parts and monopolizes most of the show with her loud interjections and abrasive opinions. The name of the show should really be changed to “The Rosie O’Donnell Show” as opposed to “The View” because that is just what it was. I would have liked to have heard everyone’s opinions, but when anyone on the panel speaks, Rosie raises her voice 3 octaves above theirs in order to dominate the conversation. In fact, I found myself talking to my television and telling her to shut her big mouth roughly 4 times.

It doesn’t seem as though Rosie is held to the same standards (or any standards whatsoever) as her 3 glitz and glamour cohorts when it comes to appearance, hygiene and social graces.

Rosie sits on the far left of the well dressed crew with slumping posture, everywhere hair, dark, muted make-up and a drab, asexual wardrobe paired with bright clown-red clogs with white socks. The 3 women sitting next to her are wearing stylishly feminine apparel (showing a touch of cleavage, GASP!) with shiny bobbles, and their hair and make-up are perfect.

I’m all for individuality, you don’t have to look like the Belle of the ball 24-7, but Rosie, you’re on television, viewers are watching your every move and hearing your every word, (literally) how about exhibiting some pride? I’m pretty sure that ABC has the money to afford you make-up artists, hair stylists and even wardrobe consultants; you don’t have to walk around looking like you just rolled out of bed.

P.S. Rosie, there are many Plus-Size boutiques, shops and websites that would happily provide you with a cute wardrobe complimentary if you’d just mention their names in the credits, and let’s face it, accessories always fit.

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Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson at Employee of the month premiere

Jessica Simpson mugged for the cameras at last night's Employee of the Month premiere in Los Angeles. She was joined by her true love, Joe Simpson, her mother and her co-star, Dane Cook. She said that the movie really helped her through a tough time, meaning her divorce to Nick Lachey. - Dlisted

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LePaparazzi News Update: Why Mischa Dates Ugly Men

Most teenagers her age are preoccupied with the latest pop stars or movie heartthrobs.

But schoolgirl Aleksandra Vasic has her sights on a bigger goal. Despite her tender 14 years, she has become the youngest model ever to appear in London Fashion Week after being snapped up by iconic fashion designer Zandra Rhodes. read more

Mischa Explains Why She Dates Ugly Men

Mischa is such a cute girl, and we always wondered how she decided to date some not so hot men . Well, it turns out she can't imagine dating a guy who cares about his looks as much as her. read more


Justin Timberlake Takes Action



WTF did the photographer say to JT to piss him off? These two have had run ins with the paparazzi before. As for Cammie, she looks to be holding her man back. I must say, her hair color is growing on us. read more


AMA Nominations for Mariah, Chili Peppers



Mariah Carey, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Black Eyed Peas and Nickelback each received three nominations for the American Music Awards, it was announced Tuesday.

Nine artists received two nominations each: Mary J. Blige, Eminem, Kanye West, Jamie Foxx, T.I., Rascal Flatts, Pussycat Dolls, Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood.

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Lohan gets plastered again


Armless fun ... Lindsay Lohan in cast

As you can see, the party-loving actress is in plaster after a “slip” at a fashion party.

But Lindsay didn’t look embarrassed by her pot – far from it.

If anything the workshy actress saw it as a new fashion accessory to show-off in Beverley Hills yesterday.

Lazy spends more time in and out of hospital than at work. Her latest fall was her fifth trip to A&E this year.

The way she keeps missing acting appointments, it’s the only cast she will be in for a while.

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Scarlett Johansson: I Love My Curves



Scarlett Johansson, who admits she prefers Snickers to Milky Way ("I like peanuts," she says), doesn't worry about having a waifish figure. "I'm curvy – I'm never going to be 5' 11" and 120 pounds," she says. "But I feel lucky to have what I've got."

Indeed, the 5' 3" actress, who once joked, "My idea of aerobics is going for a slice," is designing a line of streetwear for Reebok, and tells InStyle in its new issue that the clothes are "fitted to my body. So I know they'll fit a regular person."

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Yes, Suri, She's Our Baby...REALLY, SERIOUSLY!!!

The Dianetics Devoted Duo, Katie and Tom have finally let the world take a gander at their special spawn in Vanity Fair.

If you haven’t already picked up your Vanity Fair, let me save you some time and money. The article is basically a puff piece; a well-crafted literary configuration of smoke blowing that overly praises Tom Cruise & family. It’s one big advertising circus.

Among the dozens and dozens… and dozens of ads (literally), there lies a 22 page photo spread that to me resembles a sugary sweet, in your face, Sears Catalogue.

As I thumbed through the glossy pages, I questioned the sincerity of these photographs; these photos are not in any way resembling life-style shots, they are well thought out promotional shots that made me question whether or not Tom and Katie were selling family apparel or even some pharmaceutical drug for depression. Each page comes with cutesy little tag lines, my favorites (not really) include, “Show Me The Baby!” and “Meet The Parents.”

This expose’ on parenthood screams that they’ve got something to hide. If the above wasn’t enough to make you avoid your news stand, there is a tell-tale quote on page 290 that really seals the “Our baby is real and it’s our baby, seriously, don’t you believe us?” deal… There is a picture of Katie and baby Suri together and the quote reads, “I think she has Tom’s eyes, I think she looks like Tom.” You keep telling yourself that Katie, you go right ahead and lie to yourself and America.

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Can you tell the difference? I can't.

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Britney's Baby: Somethin' up with Sutton?


KFed and Britney Spears

The couple has dubbed their second son, born Tuesday, Sutton Pierce, reports said. The name bears the same initial combo as that of eldest child Sean Preston, who turned 1 on Thursday.

According to various baby-name Websites, Sutton is a name of English origin used for both boys and girls, and meaning "the town to the South."

Spears hails from the Southern state of Louisiana. Federline, her 28-year-old husband, hails from Fresno, a California city south of Chowchilla.

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Amanda Peet Going the Whole Nine Months


Amanda Peet

Amanda is ready to hear the pitter patter of tiny Peets.

The actress and her fiancé, 25th Hour screenwriter David Benioff, are expecting their first child together, Peet's publicist, Stephen Huvane, said Friday.

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Keira is greatest ever starlet


Keira Knightley... I question her being the greatest movie starlet ever..?

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY has been voted the greatest ever movie starlet.

The survey by Yahoo! Entertainment asked 1,600 movie fans to name their favourite starlets.

A poll spokeswoman said: "A starlet is an actress who people instantly think of as being young, vivacious, stylish, popular and - most of all - talented.

"Scarlett may be the talk of Tinseltown but it's Keira's class that leads the pack."

Top-Movie Starlets

1 Keira Knightley
2 Judy Garland
3 Scarlett Johansson
4 Natalie Portman
5 Shirley Temple
6 Lindsay Lohan
7 Brooke Shields
8 Mia Farrow

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Lin and swear it, Miss Lohan


Mean Girl... Linsey Lohan

LAZY LOHAN’s mum was left in floods of tears at her birthday bash after the stroppy star bawled at her in a crowded restaurant.

Lindsay screamed: “Go to hell!” then ran out of the party.

What a pleasant way to treat your mum on her birthday.


Christina Milian in Blender Magazine



I will confess that I have never heard Christina Milian sing. I’ve seen her on stage performing, but I never actually bothered to listen to the songs. And frankly, I don’t think anyone has heard Christina sing either, judging by the lack of her musical talent’s popularity. Then again, when you have this kind of body and face, and the willingness to flaunt them, I’m not sure if singing ability has anything to do with it. Look at Britney Spears pre-fat ass.

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You can never be too rich, too thin or too tan!!!!

Here is a recent pic of robot Victoria "Posh" Spice at the Marc Jacobs Spring 2007 show as she trys to look sexy for the cameras but instead looks like an aged George Hamilton.

Notice the grease on her face. You would think that with her dough she could afford some blotting papers or even a compact of Cover Girl! Take a cue from Chestica Pimpleson and get some Proactive.

Why so dark? That is the absolute nastiest tan I have ever seen-very 1982! Think golden glow not leather.

She does have....
~Style
~A good body
~Cash to spend on clothes, diet pills, and other stuff
~Becks;)

A Week in the Life of Jessica Simpson Sightings

Jessica Simpson grocery shopping at Ralph's in LA




Jessica Simpson shops at Barneys in Beverly Hills




Jessica Simpson shopping in Studio City, California




Jessica Simpson leaving II Sole in Beverly Hills




Jessica Simpson parties at Hyde in Hollywood

Vanessa Minnillo Meets the Parents

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey visit family in Cincinnati, Ohio










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Pamela Anderson shopping in Malibu




Lindsey Lohan leaving Morimoto Restaurant in New York City




Lindsay Lohan out and about in NYC



Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes watch Isabella's soccer game



Brad and Angelina visit Bansky's Art Gallery in LA




Carmen Electra arrives at LAX Airport in Los Angeles, California





Nicole Richie shopping on Melrose Avenue in West Hollywood, California



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Bobby Brown: My "Super" New Girlfriend

On this week's US Weekly Magazine Online, this story has just broken...

Now that his marriage to Whitney Houston is over, Bobby Brown is getting his jollies with hip-hop temptress Karrine Steffans, author of the best-selling book, "Confessions of a Video Vixen."

According to the New York Daily News, Brown has been staying at Steffans' Beverly Hills home since Houston served him with divorce papers. "It's not like Bobby didn't see this coming," says a Brown pal. "He and Whitney hadn't been living together for months."

Steffans, who is nicknamed "Superhead" because of the pleasure she has given some of the biggest stars of music and sports, insisted, "I'm not a home-wrecker ... I can't break up a 16-year marriage in a few months. I'm not that super."

Friends claim that Brown and Steffans are not romantically involved and that the My Prerogative rapper just needed a place to crash after Houston gave him the boot. Steffans, who also paid Brown's cell phone bill this month, says she's happily involved with on-and-off boyfriend Bill Maher.

"Bill and I have discussed Bobby," she laughed. "But Bobby is not an issue in my relationship. I still love Bill. He's the love of my life. I know you'll see us back together."

Talk to US Weekly Online: Do you think Bobby cheated on Whitney?

What do I think? Never take in a stray animal without getting it tested and cleaned.

LePaparazzi News Update: Princess Xtina's Topping Tiara

CHRISTINA AGUILERA proves she's the world's favourite pop princess as she steps out in a twinkling tiara.

The Dirrty girl was looking demure and sophisticated as she left London's Cuckoo club on the arm of her hubby Jordan Bratman, last night.

Christina is in the UK to promote her latest album Back To Basics, which is currently sitting pretty at number 13 in the charts.

And after hearing her loved-up vocals on latest single, Ain't No Other Man, we've no doubt Jordan is Christina's perfect Prince Charming.
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J-Lo 'punched' by hubby



JENNIFER LOPEZ ended up bruised and bloodied at the hands of her husband Marc Anthony on the set of their first movie together.

The Singer sees Marc play salsa legend Hector Lavoe, while J-Lo stars as his brassy New York wife.

When it came to scenes of domestic violence, Marc refused to hold back and hit the Latina beauty for real.

Director Leon Ichaso revealed: "He punched her so hard, he broke through her skin.

"Marc had to wear so many rings, and one of those blows broke her skin."

Despite the on-set drama, J-Lo insists she relished the chance to work with her husband.

She said: "Marc and I met working, so it wasn't really an issue.

"We know each other's work rhythm. We do not do anything that we do not believe in. It was a passion project for both of us.

"I've been trying to get it made for five years."
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Mum Britney's initial plan



BRITNEY Spears is rumoured to have named her new baby Sutton Pierce Federline – because she wants him to have the same initials as his older brother.

The 24-year-old pop princess is already mum to Sean Preston Federline, who turns one today, and is reportedly keen to make sure her two little boys have a lot in common.

Brit, who gave birth to the tot in Los Angeles on Tuesday, is expected to announce the name, and release pictures, in the next couple of days.
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Angelina Jolie Film Experiences Set Back



'A Mighty Heart’ tells the hard hitting story of Wall Street Journal journalist Daniel Pearl who was kidnapped and murdered while working in Pakistan in 2002.

The film is based on the memoir of Pearl’s widow Marianne, to be played by Jolie, and is being made by Brad Pitt’s production company Plan B.

In a statement released to the Pakistani Daily Times a government official said: "No request by the film unit to shoot in Pakistan had been made to the embassy."

It is as yet unknown if the film crew will be able to gain official permission to carry on filming in Islamabad and Karachi.

Eva Longoria is Hot?



This can’t possibly be Eva Longoria. The babe in these pictures is hot. Eva Longoria? Not very hot. I know she has been named Maxim Magazine’s #1 babe for the last two years but I really don’t see it. But if this really is Eva… woah. I might just have become a fan.
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Wedding Day Regret



Sarah Jessica Parker admits that she made her greatest fashion faux pas – not on the red carpet, but while walking down the aisle. read more


Exclusive! Shanna Moakler Speaks: Travis Betrayed Me With Paris



It wasn’t just the dark brown wig, army hat and knee-high boots and drew attention to Paris Hilton when she stepped into L.A. hot spot Hyde on September 7. When the heiress, who had been arrested for DUI the night before, spied newly single Travis Barker at the bar, she ran up to him and smooched him on the lips.

“People were shocked and stared,” a clubgoer says. “They looked like a full-on couple. They kept sneaking in little kisses. He had a smile on his face that went from ear to ear.”

Not so amused? Barker’s estranged wife and Meet the Barkers costar, Shanna Moakler, who once considered Hilton a friend and has been separated from the former Blink 182 drummer since August 8 (when he filed for divorce).

“For Travis to go with her is like a double whammy,” Moakler, 31, tells Us. “I feel like it was done out of spite. I don’t think he could’ve been more hurtful.” read more


Diddy and Simpson 'Fight' for Spotlight



Rapper Sean "Diddy" Combs and singer Jessica Simpson had a red-carpet scuffle at the Council of Fashion Designers of America fashion awards on Monday.

Combs seemed eager to hog the spotlight by making a fashionably late entrance, but the pretty pop star had the same idea.

Diddy was then further angered when his former publicist, Rob Shuter, pushed Simpson ahead of him to steal the limelight.

The hip-hop mogul shouted, "Rob, don't do that," according to Page Six.

Thankfully the clash quickly dissolved and the pair posed for pictures together.
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Paris Hilton's Kinajoo Wants Something.

Ya know, I dig Longhoria. She looks like some rich person's well dressed, overly indulged, little monkey. It amazes me how someone with the body of a little boy and a very average, albeit made up face, can pull it off to the extent this heifer has. Work it little monkey person, work it on out! Wouldn't surprise me a bit if one day we saw her pop her head out of Paris Hilton's Louis Vuitton.

Smith Had to Be Sedated After Son's Death

HOLLYWOOD - Anna Nicole Smith had to be sedated after her son Daniel died by her bedside on Sunday, because she refused to accept he had passed away.
The 20-year-old was visiting his mother on Sunday in the hospital, three days after she gave birth to his half-sister in the Bahamas.

And the former Playboy Playmate was so shocked by the tragedy, she suffered temporary memory loss and had to be informed of Daniel's death by her lawyer.

Attorney Michael Scott says, "The devastation and grief over Daniel's sudden death coupled with the sedation has been so extreme that Anna Nicole experienced memory loss of the event.

"Anna Nicole was so distraught at the loss of Daniel that she refused to leave his side and it was necessary to sedate her in order to check her out of the hospital."

And Scott also reveals that another Smith lawyer, Howard K. Stern, was in the hospital room with his client when her son died in front of them.

Scott adds, "It was necessary for Howard to tell Anna again that Daniel had passed away."

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Go Figure!

A rep from Houston's camp stated that she filed for divorce from Bobby Brown last Friday.

OMG!!!! I am in shock! This is totally the last couple I thought would be getting divorced. If an all American, wholesome family like that are breaking up. What next-Britney and Kevin! What is the world coming to.

LePaparazzi News Update: Angelina Jolie Rumors: Pregnant Again and Or New Adoption?

Angelina Jolie may or may not be in the family way again. In Touch Weekly's front page story claimed the actress, 31, was sporting a "telltale bump" -- three months after giving birth to the couple's first biological child, Shiloh Nouvel.

A source has pointed out in the tabs that Jolie is exhibiting the exact same kind of behavior she did before announcing Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt's conception: "crying one minute and laughing the next."

However, Pitt's spokesperson told the New York Daily News, "It's so stupid. That magazine is a joke."

Anyway, other reports say Brad Pitt is thrilled. read more

Kate Hudson, Owen Wilson Rumors Heat Up Again



Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have really kept their distance after it was announced that Hudson's marriage to rocker Chris Robinson was on the rocks. Kate Hudson indulged in one on-screen kiss with her 'You Me And Dupree' co-star Owen Wilson and reports claimed that the two became "very close" during filming.

Kate Hudson then pulled out of the UK premiere of the movie. With Hudson absent from the premiere, Owen Wilson was reportedly bombarded with questions about the newly separated actress. Wilson didn't offer much too probing reporters saying, "I assume she's in California ... I think she's doing fine, yeah" before moving down the arrival line.

It was reported the week before last that Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson had apparently mended whatever rift they recently experienced, and planned a romantic Labor Day... at a NASCAR race! The couple supposedly had a romantic Labor Day weekend getaway at the California Speedway in Fontana, Calif., watching the Sony HD 500 NASCAR races.

But as luck would have it, Hudson and Wilson both turned up in Maui. Star magazine reports that Wilson and Hudson have been dining out with friends. Us Weekly claims that on one particular morning, Hudson left Wilson's house in the same outfit she wore the night before.

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Orlando looks blooming ugly


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HUNK Orlando Bloom hates his picture perfect looks and wants fans to value him for his acting skills and personality.

The 29-year-old actor relished his recent role in new indie flick Haven, in which he played a man with a hideously scarred face.

But despite his thick layer of make-up in the movie, Bloom still wishes his character had looked even more gory.

Orlando said: "I wanted it to be worse. I wanted to lose an eye or something."

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Madge's Material Guy no more



IT appears GUY RITCHIE’s job as house husband to MADONNA has hit his film company’s profits.

Ska Films — the production company behind his movies Lock Stock, Snatch and Swept Away — made a £110,374 loss in 2005.

The accounts show Ska has barely produced anything for the last two years, mainly because Guy took a back seat to look after kids LOURDES and ROCCO while Madge toured.

Guy’s latest flick Revolver — panned by critics — won’t show up on the books until Ska’s 2006 accounts are submitted next year.

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Lawyer says Smith tried to revive son



NASSAU, Bahamas - Anna Nicole Smith frantically tried to revive her stricken son and had to be sedated after he died, her attorney said Wednesday. Authorities termed the death "suspicious" and said criminal charges could be filed.

Daniel Smith died Sunday while visiting his mother, a reality TV star and former Playboy playmate, in her hospital room three days after she gave birth to a baby girl.

"The devastation and grief over Daniel's sudden death coupled with the sedation has been so extreme that Anna Nicole experienced memory loss of the event," attorney Michael Scott said.

The chief inspector of the Bahamas coroner's office on Wednesday called the death of the 20-year-old Smith "suspicious" and a formal inquiry that could lead to criminal charges was scheduled for next month.

Police also revealed that a third person was in the hospital room at the time of the death.

But Scott said that the third person was another one of Anna Nicole Smith's attorneys, Howard K. Stern.

He said Anna Nicole Smith and Stern continued efforts to revive Smith even after he had been proclaimed dead by staff at Doctors Hospital in Nassau.

"Anna Nicole was so distraught at the loss of Daniel that she refused to leave his side and it was necessary to sedate her in order to check her out of the hospital," Scott read from a prepared statement.

He said she suffered memory loss and that it "was necessary for Howard to tell Anna again that Daniel had passed away," he added.

Authorities said they believe they know what killed Smith but were waiting for a toxicology report to confirm the findings.

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Tori Spelling Talks Babies!



TORI SPELLING and her new hubby DEAN McDERMOTT were hand-in-hand Tuesday night at the premiere party for the interactive game "Gold Rush," presented by "Survivor" creator MARK BURNETT and AOL, and hosted by ET's own MARK STEINES.

And with the news of BRITNEY SPEARS' new bundle of joy, babies were on Tori's mind.

"Time goes by so quickly in Hollywood, I feel like every celebrity is pregnant for like three months," she says. "It just flies by when you're reading about them every week!"

Of course, pregnancy rumors surround Tori herself, who wore an empire-waisted gown, which are commonly worn by women trying to hide any baby curves. But the star turned coy when asked to set the record straight!

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Va-Va-Vanessa! Maxim's Cover Girl


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Va-Va-Vrooom! ET's own VANESSA MINNILLO poses seductively on the hood of a classic muscle car wearing only a white sportcoat and black lingerie -- and it's all for the new October issue of Maxim magazine!

"It's a 'Bonnie and Clyde' theme, because that, to me, is very empowering, very romantic, very sexy, very dangerous," Vanessa tells ET. "Bonnie, she had her little tommy gun, and I have a microphone as my weapon."

ET was exclusively behind the scenes with Vanessa at her sultry photo shoot, and she says that posing in some sexy positions -- complete with her leg kicked up -- gave her more of a workout than an afternoon of Pilates!

"It's work; the whole airbrushed aspect of it can only go so far," she says. "The hardest thing for me was this car scene, because I was trying to make it look very natural, very sexy, but very feminine and very professional -- masculine in a feminine way."

This marks Vanessa's second Maxim cover -- she first tempted readers in a sexy schoolgirl outfit in October 2005 -- and she says that she didn't even hit the gym before the shoot, because with all her work, which she loves, she didn't have any time!

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The Smell of Hohan

According to the folks over at TMZ, Lindsey Blohan is joining the ranks of other celebs and will be creating a scent. What do you suppose that would smell like? A cross between sweaty trucker, onions, unwashed hair, armpits, and halitosis. Maybe she could call it Fire Crotch.

LePaparazzi News Update: Letterman Puts Justin on the Hot Seat

Timberlake dodges pointed questions about his love life and alleged drug use



During Justin Timberlake's first ever appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, the host grilled the pop star Monday about his relationship with Cameron Diaz, alleged drug use and his controversial Super Bowl performance with Janet Jackson.

Timberlake, whose sophomore solo album FutureSex/LoveSounds is out Tuesday, appeared on the show to perform his single "SexyBack" with rapper-producer Timbaland. But after the singer's performance, Letterman immediately put him on the spot saying, "You said you don't mind talking about Cameron Diaz..." read more

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Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Have a Boy

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have welcomed their second son together, a source close the family has confirmed to PEOPLE.

The baby boy, who was born just before 2 a.m. Tuesday at a Los Angeles hospital, was delivered via a scheduled C-section.

"Kevin had a smile on his face. He looked happy and upbeat," says an observer.

The whole thing, says a source, was smooth – just as the mom-to-be had predicted to PEOPLE back in August, saying childbirth "will be a piece of cake."

As for being pregnant a second time so quickly after the first, Spears said she's been happy to indulge her cravings for ice chips and chocolate, but having gained some 40 lbs., has also been frustrated at not having time to get back into the shape she was before becoming a mom. "I feel like I've been pregnant for 10 years!" she said.

Spears vowed that after the birth of her second child she'd get back to the gym – and back to work. "I'm definitely going to start working out in a huge way," she told PEOPLE last month.

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Bilson's sexy body double



TV babe Rachel Bilson refused to strip off for her movie debut, forcing bosses to call in a sexy body double.

The OC star pleaded with directors to hire another girl, because she was too shy to bare all on the set of new movie, The Last Kiss.

She said: "I said no. I feel really strong about that."

The brunette beauty is so shy, she even struggles to lock lips with her co-stars when the cameras are rolling.

She added: "It's not normal to make out with a guy in front of the camera. You cannot think about it too much or you might get too nervous and Lord knows what would happen."

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Johnny Knoxville taking acting lessons?



JOHNNY Knoxville is so embarrassed by his weak performance in indie flick Grand Theft Parons, he’s started taking acting lessons.

The Jackass creator made a name for himself through wacky on-screen pranks but dreams of being a serious actor.

He said: "It was a bad performance. I thought, ‘If I'm going to do this, I should find myself a coach.’

"I got this coach, Cameron Thor, who is the best in town. He is f****** immensely talented. It is good to have someone to bounce stuff off.

"I think I've definitely improved since I've been with him. Hopefully, I'll continue to."

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Jay'z can't sing, says Beyonce


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BEYONCE Knowles has stunned fans by claiming her fiancé Jay-Z "is not a great singer".

The bootiful star claims she would never let the rapper sing on her album because his vocals are not up to scratch.

However, Beyonce doubts the music mogul would allow her to try out her rapping skills on one of his discs.

She said: "Oh, no, never! I'm like the worst rapper and he's not a great singer."

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Fonda says Lohan needs to slow down

Jane Fonda praised a studio executive's recent scolding of Lindsay Lohan for her absences on the set of their film, "Georgia Rule."

"I think every once in a while, a very, very young person who is burning both ends of the candle needs to have somebody say, `You know, you're going to pay the piper, you better slow down.' So I think it was good," the 68-year-old actress told "Access Hollywood" in an interview to air Tuesday. read more

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Celebrity Blog Gossip from Around The Web

So, apparently, Gina Gershon isn't just an actress, but she's a singer too. Egotastic

Christina may be tearing up the charts with her new album, but apparently she is not a big enough star for the cover of Vibe. PopSugar

Janet Jackson takes her top off—on purpose this time—for an FHM spread. Fleshbot

Christina Aguilera is apparently still bitter that Britney Spears refused to kiss her on stage at the 2003 MTV VMAs. IDontLikeYouInThatWay

When Tom Cruise's people finished packing up his offices at Paramount, two interesting pieces of info leaked out. Janet Charlton

Gwen Stefani watched the US Tennis Open match yesterday in Flushing, NY between Roger Federer and James Blake (Federer moved to the semis). Just Jared

Jessica Simpson Barely Fits Into Her Jeans Hollywood Tuna

Lika a Bling in Pig's snout Celebrity Smack


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Attention Seeking Anorexics Have Feeling To Ya!

Quote from Nicole Bitchie, aka Baby Zahara, on the Tyra Banks show:

"It's horrible, especially when you're trying to do something about it [her weight] and you have just so many eyes watching you and people talking about you," says the extremely thin Richie".

Oh whaaaaaa. Heifer! It's not rocket science! If you wanna be fat eat! Besides, whats worse? Option 1.) being a fat plain, size 10 chic from Iowa, or 2.) a skinny, bank rolled, Ethiopian living in Hollyweird? Go get a real problem or move to Iowa and lick some lard.

But I suspect it has less to do with what she's not putting in her mouth, but more to do with what she snorts up her caverneous nostrils.

Cute though. I like skinny chics. I say keep starving...err snorting because it works for you.

Sexy Left!

Something I read in last week's US Weekly Magazine has been nagging at me. On page 56, there is a little snippet, "Prince and JT's 'Sexy' Spat."

Apparently, The 48 year old artist formerly known as an odd symbol, "Prince" isn't happy that Justin Timberlake has a new single, "Bringing Sexy Back." The 48 year old has-been is claiming that "Sexy never left."

As a heterosexual woman in her twenties, I assure you that sexy did leave Prince a long time ago. He has a great voice and has put out some great hits, but he dresses like he made a killing at Liberace's estate sale after he died of AIDS in 1987. Dear Prince,

Sexy left. You're 48 years old, let it go.

PS. If picking on 25 year olds isn't working for your self-esteem, please get a prescription for Xanax and leave us all in peace.

LePaparazzi News Update: Longoria says 'Housewives' her last show

Longoria says 'Housewives' her last show


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PASADENA, Calif.-Eva Longoria says she's done with television after "Desperate Housewives" ends. The 31-year-old actress said she loves the medium of television and the routine it provides, but that "Housewives" will be her last series.

"I would never leave `Desperate Housewives,'" Longoria told The Associated Press. "I love doing both (TV and film), but I would never do another TV show after `Desperate Housewives.' No."

Longoria, who plays saucy Gabrielle Solis on the ABC dramedy, can next be seen on the big screen in "How I Met My Boyfriend's Dead Fiancee," due in 2007. She made her mainstream movie debut opposite Michael Douglas in "The Sentinel" earlier this year.

The third season of "Desperate Housewives" begins Sept. 24.

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Jessica Simpson: I Scare Guys Away

It's hard to believe that Jessica Simpson would have trouble finding a date, but that's what she said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monday.

"I think I'm too hard to be in love with," Simpson, 26, told DeGeneres. "It ends up on the cover of every magazine. I scare people away. I'm a lot to take on."

She recently dated singer John Mayer, but the relationship has cooled off. "The explosive media attention … put a chill (on the romance)," a close source told PEOPLE. But "there's still a chance. They're still talking."

Simpson also told DeGeneres she has no regrets about her three-year marriage to Nick Lachey (they split in November 2005). "I'm so proud of that relationship that I was in," she said. "I'm proud of the marriage that I had and I think that Nick is an amazing man.

"I regret nothing and it made me who I am right now," she continued. "And right now who I am, I am so in love with. I am so happy with who I am. It's all about the journey."

Simpson did say she's ready to be in a relationship. "I wish I was in love," she told DeGeneres. "I need to be in love." And even though her celebrity intimidates potential suitors, she says: "I'm a good person – I promise!"

She also said that despite the title of her new album, A Public Affair, it's not about her relationship with Lachey, but about living her life in the spotlight.

"A Public Affair, as a title, is kind of raunchy in way, because I'm trying to trick people into buying it, because sex sells," she laughed. "But it's not about that at all!"

In fact, another Hollywood icon was the inspiration for the title, she said. "I was actually watching a Brigitte Bardot special and it was about how her life was always a public affair, and she could never have anything to herself that's private – and that's how I felt at that very moment."

Still, Simpson conceded that the album's tone was influenced by the events unfolding in her life. "During the (beginning of) making of the record I was married. I was writing love songs," she said. "After going through an emotional time, I needed to have fun, to go out with my girls and shake my booty."

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When Illiterates Are Given Movie Roles, Nobody Wins

Paris Hilton didn’t make any friends on the set of her appropriately titled movie, Bottoms Up (not that she would have remembered their names anyway).

According to Page Six, her costar, Simona Fusco, was less than impressed by her work ethic. "I don't think there's any talent there,” Fusco says. “My biggest problem with Paris was that she was always late on the set...it became very annoying. By the time Paris finally showed up, she was usually coming from a party. She never memorized her lines. So now, not only does she show up late, but on top of it she didn't have her lines ready to go. It was a very long day working with Paris."

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Photoshop and You

Though very lovely in bonestructure- Check out the freckles on Freckles F. McFrecklesworth in pic #1!!! Jesus! She better stay out of the sun or maybe she hopes that her freckles will eventually connect rendering a lovely brownish red tan.

Pic #2 reveals the magic of photoshop. Freckles F. McFrecklesworth, photoshop is a true friend.

Maybe She's Born With It....

Or maybe it's Maybelline. Lots and lots of Maybelline!!!!

Please slap some foundation and a strip of fake eyelashes of this chihuahua looking creature! But keep in the dentures please.

Hey, wait a minute, me thinks that's the lady who sold me my burrito burrito at Chipotle!!!!!

Is it me or does this broad look like she just got caught by the po po driving around the bad side of town trying to score a rock? Like she should be on Cops, or Busted, Caught On Tape, Best Police Videos Edition.

Ooops She Did It Again.....

Congrats to Brit Brit on foaling another Cletus! Yeehaw! Break out the Budweisers and pigs in a blanket.

Lohans as Rock Star

Hahahahaha. Here are some photos of Chucky playing dress up with her karoke machine and posing with a guitar. How much do you wanna bet that this is at the Chateau Marmont?

Also she looks like my 10 year old little brother playing dress up.

Introducing TomRat

Here you have it exclusively on Le Paparazzi! Before the beautiful airbrushed to hell and back photos in Vanity Fair, we bring you the first picture of TomKat with baby Suri who
is also the reincarnation of weirdo L. Ron Hubbard.

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Madonna: New Time, Same Controversy

Madonna: New Time, Same Controversy

by Natalie Finn
Sep 11, 2006, 5:15 PM PT

Madonna's first-ever concert in Russia is going to be a day late and a blessing short.

In what has become routine on her latest world tour, the Material Girl is once again heading into a city where a number of residents are up in arms (or up in posters, at least) over the mock-crucifixion she stages during each show's finale.


A handful of peaceful protests have broken out in Moscow in recent weeks, mainly populated by members of the Russian Orthodox Church who have no interest in seeing Madonna sing "Live to Tell" while suspended from a gigantic mirrored cross. In turn they are encouraging people to boycott Tuesday night's concert.

"This lady has been glorifying human passions with the help of religious symbols for years--crosses, statues and beads," said church spokesman Father Vsevolod Chaplin, per the Russian newspaper Pravda. "Now she thinks it is time for her to crucify herself in public. It means the singer is in need of spiritual help."

But try telling that to the more than 50,000 people planning to descend on Moscow's Luzhniki Stadium tomorrow, a day after the concert was originally scheduled so as not to fall on the fifth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks in the U.S. Police have promised that extensive security measures will be in place to monitor excited concertgoers looking forward to expressing themselves.

"About 3,500 policemen, including 400 Omon fighters [riot specialists], as well as police with dogs, bomb technicians and soldiers from the Dzerhinsky special task division, will be ensuring security," General Vyacheslav Kozlov, chief of Moscow's public security police, told Interfax news service.

Those who purchased tickets for the Sept. 11 date were asked to head to the venue ASAP for exchanges before the madness begins Tuesday. (Although about 100 fans were already camped outside Madonna's hotel as of Monday.)

"We decided that to hold the concert on that day [Sept. 11] would have been unethical," Vladimir Kiselyov, general director of concert co-organizer GFUP Kreml, told the Russian television station NTV. The concert also underwent a change of venue last month, with organizers thinking that the Luzhniki soccer stadium would do better to accomodate the crowd than would the hilltop Vorobyovye Gory near Moscow State University.

The Times of London reported Monday that tickets in all price ranges were still available because many disgruntled fans sought refunds after learning that the passes they bought for the dancing zone at Vorobyovye were being replaced with seats at Luzhniki Stadium that are higher up in the stands.

Whether Madonna is having a spiritual crisis or not, we do know that she doesn't need help in the revenue department. Fans haven't bristled (much) at shelling out $50 to $350 per ticket, and, according to Billboard, the pop icon's Confessions tour is on track to rake in $200 million this year and could conceivably be the highest-grossing tour ever for a female artist.

Religious groups of all faiths and sizes in the Netherlands, Germany, Italy and England have already voiced their discomfort, indignation, rage, etc. over Madonna's imagery-laden finale, with German officials threatening to crucify the singer in court if she went ahead with her biblical allusion during an August show. They ultimately let her off the hook, admitting that no crime had been committed.

A small crime was committed in Amsterdam, however, when a priest confessed to calling in a phony bomb threat in an attempt to stop a couple of September shows from taking place.

Meanwhile, Madonna has continued to defend her T-shaped position, which she assumes to raise money and awareness for Third World residents whose lives have been devastated by poverty and AIDS.

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That Heifer Stole My Granny's False Teeth!!!

Check out the teeth on her. Well at least thay are nice teeth, albeit a bit bucked and white. Not like Hohan's dingy chiclets.

I have never seen a human who reminds me of a vegetable more than Chestica, especially in the top pic. She could not look more like a carrot if she tried. Actually, if I think about it, she kinda looks like a carrot and a rabbit combined. One that manages to be cute despite it all and is really happy because it has on big diamond earrings stolen from PeeDiddy.

Where It All Goes Down

I thought I would entertain you paparazillos with a pic of where it all goes down. Not only is this the hotel where Belushi died, but where Lindsay Lohan lives year round snorting up nose candy and jammin on the karoke machine.

The lower pic is one of the lovely Chestica Pimpelson, endorser of Proactive Solution and spokeswoman for bleach and tans in a can, looking a bit bedraggled after a supposed night with James Blunt....but thats old news....totally 5 months ago.

Ahhhh...to be a fly on the wall in that establishment.

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Us asked 100 people on Beverly Hills' Rodeo Drive

Kimberly Caldwell vs. Michelle Rodriguez


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The American Idol star wore Donna Baxter for Elsie Katz Couture in L.A. to the Primetime Emmys. Rodriguez hit an Oscar party in March.

Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Lisa Rinna


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Hot frock! SJP wore Rachel Pally in New York City. Rinna dined with pals at The Ivy in the same short caftan dress in L.A.


Jessica Simpson vs. Katie Holmes


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Simpson buttoned up Derek Lam’s silk blouse at MTV’s TRL in NYC. Pre-Suri, a pregnant Holmes headed out shopping in Beverly Hills.

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Lepaparazzi News Headlines: Anna Nicole’s Son May Have Suffered Heart Attack

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Daniel Smith, the 20-year-old son of Anna Nicole Smith who passed away over the weekend, reportedly suffered a "massive heart attack" while visiting his mother and newborn baby sister in their hospital room at Doctors Hospital in the Bahamas, sources tell The Nassau Guardian.

Police Press Liaison Officer, Inspector Walter Evans, verified that a California resident visiting a patient in the Bahamas collapsed and died while on the maternity ward of the private hospital.

"This morning a Caucasian male was discovered sometime after 9 a.m.," said Insp. Evans. "The cause of death has not been determined and an autopsy has to be performed. Once we would have [carried out] an autopsy, [this] would confirm the exact cause of death."

An inside source revealed that Daniel flew into the country on Saturday and was visiting his mother in the maternity ward (where she had been since Tuesday) when he collapsed and died. The source added that his mother made an unsuccessful effort to revive her son. Source

Fergie Reveals Past Drug Addiction



HE BLACK EYED PEAS singer FERGIE reveals in the new issue of Time that she once fought off an addiction to crystal meth.

"It was the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with," she tells the magazine. "I dug deep as to why I got there. It's the drug that's addicting. But it's why you start doing it in the first place that's interesting. A lot of it was being a child actor; I learned to suppress feelings."

She goes on to say that touring with her band now helps her with those feelings. "I have an hour and a half of performing every night and improvising. If there's a rafter, I can climb right on." Source

Celebrity Moms Officially Not Human


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It’s only been a few months since they gave birth, but as these photos show, Katie Holmes (Suri, born April 18), Angelina Jolie (Shiloh, born May 27), and Gwyneth Paltrow (Moses, born April 8) have already bounced back to their formally skinny selves. Angie toted a sugar-free Red Bull on her way to a flying lesson in Burbank, CA, on September 9 (Brad Pitt later arrived via motorcycle), the same day Holmes showed off her sleek silhouette at Isabella Cruise’s soccer game at a West Hollywood park. The week before on August 30, Gwynnnie shopped for some new non-maternity threads in Notting Hill, London, with REM's Michael Stipe. Source

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Jessica Simpson- New vs Old?

Okay People,

Stand back, its time for your daily dose of Sound off from LaDonis. Jessica Simpson Lachey-Simpson again? I don't know what's going on with this once great pop sensation, but this new Jessica is a dud. I mean, you left a great guy to do what? To date JOhn Meyer? That was smart, I'd rather have the chicken or tuna story. Lately, Miss Simpson has been wearing all these mini-dresses, giving the once bubble gum pop star, a dirty(no pun intended Christina A.) look. It's not working. It's also very hard to pul off. Did anyone see Ms.Simpson on The View last week, if you didn't she sort of gave the viewers(on and off screen) a peek show. It appears that her tight black dress was so short, that every time the actress/singer moved, her white undies would show. No wonder Rosie incorrectly called her album A Private Affair, the distraction Ms. Simpson. Come on Jessica, stick to being America's sweetheart. We already have Ms. Jackson, if you nasty!

Lepaparazzi Celebrity News: Star Sightings

LePaparazzi: Star Sightings

MORNING JOLT


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With her parents and beau Jay-Z watching from the sidelines, Beyoncé gives a jump-start to the day Friday in New York's Bryant Park as part of Good Morning America's concert series.

HERE TO STAY

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Christina Aguilera goes rock 'n' roll glam in a flapper-esque Elie Saab gown for the third annual Fashion Rocks concert at New York City's Radio City Music Hall on Thursday. Aguilera, along with Beyoncé, Bon Jovi and Jamie Foxx, performed at the event, which kicked off Fashion Week.

THE KNIGHT & 'THE DUTCHESS'

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Fashion Rocks curator Sir Elton John (in Yohji Yamamoto) and Fergie (in Blumarine) stage a royal entrance at Radio City. Both singers will release albums next week – The Captain and the Kid for him, and The Dutchess for the Black-Eyed Peas frontwoman.

THIEF OF HEARTS

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Denise Richards snuggles up to her main man Richie Sambora before the guitarist hit the stage with Bon Jovi at Fashion Rocks. The evening's proceeds benefit the Elton John AIDS Foundation.

ON 'GUARD'

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Ashton Kutcher hangs onto his guardian angel, wife Demi Moore at the Washington, D.C., premiere of his film Thursday, where the couple, who are set to celebrate their one-year anniversary on Sept. 24, nuzzled in for a close-up.

DINING WITH THE STARS

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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban go for a group hug with Donatella Versace and her daughter Allegra at a London dinner party hosted by Elton John's partner David Furnish (pictured left) in honor of the Italian fashionista on Thursday.

DAY TO NIGHT SCENTS

CREDIT: David Fisher / Rex; Nicolas Khayat/ABACA

David and Victoria Beckham make fashionable strides as they touch down at the Venice airport on Thursday. Later that evening, the couple hold onto the night in coordinating black ensembles at the launch party for their new his-and-hers perfume, Intimately Beckham.

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The Brangelino

Here we catch a rare glimpse of the Rhangelino (species homeus wreckerus) and the Brird (species subservius hunkus) in their natural habitat. The Brird enjoys picking small insects and other forms of debris from the ears and ass of the Rhangelino. Sometimes the Rhangelino which collects small children, likes tatoos, and is prone to flights of fancy, becomes outraged for no apparent reason and scares the brird. But the Brird always comes fluttering back to pick more dung from the hindquarters of the wily, unpredictable, Rhangelino.

Lovely art courtesy of www.thegalleryoftheabsurd

Vampire or Do Gooder Earth Mother-You Decide

Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

His logic is warped and he is so full of himself. Thats like saying I am not eating until world hunger is cured and everyone has an Olive Garden in their village. Also the fact that he calls her "Angie" smacks of someone who names their pit bull Snuggles McSnugglesworth.

Since when did Brad Pitt become such a pussy? Probably not marrying old big lips Jolie because she will marry him when she is good and damn ready. Pitts her bitch.

Well....this is all well and good but I can remember when Ms. Jolie was a vampire. Yep it's true folks. A bonifide vampire. Like a scary, goth chic who thinks that its Halloween year round, except without the zits, greasy hair and weird attire from Hot Topic.

Before she was flying around in a plane feeding Africans with aids, adopting third world countries and crack babies she was flying around on a broom with a vial of Billy Bob "manorexia" Thornton's blood around her neck and french kissing her ubber weird brother on some awards show.....what a short memory Hollyweird has when it comes to pr moves. Dirty bondage bitch one week, the next the flying nun (literally).

Conspiracy Theory

This is a RUMOR, but it explains a lot:

The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn't MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don't remember, Suri's announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented - there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn't want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn't newborn. After a few months it's not so easy to recognize a baby's exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein? Keep in mind this is simply a rumor - form your own conclusions.

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The man who cheated w/ Michelle Rodriguez armpit licker

Michelle Rodriguez Homewrecker

And I bet you just thought she was a drunk. Well add another to her list of charms-homewrecker! Not only that she supposedly cheated with a man whose girlfriend is recovering from cancer. Well, what would you expect from someone who licks their armpits.

According to sources at Contact Music News:
French actor OLIVIER MARTINEZ has rubbished reports he has been cheating on girlfriend KYLIE MINOGUE with MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ. A story in a US magazine claimed the SWAT star and LOST actress Rodriguez were snuggling up to one another in a Los Angeles nightclub. But Martinez insists he is in love with Australian Minogue, who is currently getting over her recent battle with cancer. A spokesperson for Minogue says, "Everything is great between her and Olivier."

Nicole Bitchy Says....

Eat your vegetables bitches!

Have a great weekend mis paparazillos:)

Blohan robbed!!!!

What a whirlwind these last two days have been! First a DUI for Parasite and now Blohan gets robbed. It seems that Hohans Hermes bag was stolen from her cart at London's Heathrow airport. The bag supposedly contained $1 million in cocaine, I mean jewelry (wink wink). Oh, and her asthma medicine. Whaaaaaa!

Manica Blimpson

Okay. Here it is. A portly post op Jessica. We call him/her/it Manica.

I always knew that jaw line was a little too strong....gulp.

More DUI arrest pics for your entertainment

More shots of Parisite being arrested for DUI, or maybe it is the fashion police arresting her for wearing those damned ankle boots I hate.

Today's Riddle. Lepaparazzi Celebrity Blog

What does Parasite Hilton have in common with Mel Gibson?

DUI's!!!!

According to sources at the Associated Press LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday for investigation of driving under the influence, police said.
Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. in Hollywood, said police Officer I. Isabella, who declined to give his first name.
"The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence," Isabella said, reading a police statement.
Hilton was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released, he said.

Okay, this is too cute.

Even I cannot find anything bad. This is adorable. Enjoy.

A Pregnant Firecrotch...ouch.

According to an article in the Associated Press, Marcia Cross, famous for her character on Desperate Housewives is pregnant at age 44 !

44....ahhh the wonders of modern science.

This should be interesting. I wonder what the baby will be? Proabably just dust and cobwebs given her age.

Actually she is a very lovely and elegant lady. Good luck with the dust bunnies Marcia!

WTF!!!

What do you suppose Jho and Satan Frost were thinking when they put on these oufits? I think Jho was going for a space diva look, but one from the 1980's T.V. drama Dynasty.

Satan on the other hand wanted to look like a drunken cockatoo given the wobbly stance and askew feather hat. And I'll be damn, theres those friggin ankle boots again!

Remember me?

Okay, is it me or does Baby Spice (I wonder if she still calls herself that now that she turned 40) of the former Spice Girls looks like she is about to try out for Singing In The Rain. Tap dance anyone?

Pussycat Dolls....what do they do again?

Okay besides being eye candy what do these heifers do? Oh, they are a burlesque act famous for singing such canned songs as Doncha....as in doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me...ohhhh!!! What a bunch of conceited bitches. They don't even know me! Psssshhhhh....some folks are so rude!

The transformation of Asslee

You gotta hand it to her. The blonde extensions, tan in a can, and bleach kit borrowed from big sis Chestica work for her. Her new wardrobe, though still a bit edgy, is less disgruntled goth teenager and is more sleek, stylish and sophisticated. I think this is a keeper. Go Asslee. Or maybe we can combine their names, since they are identically hot, ala Brit Brit with Jailyn and call her Assica (Ashlee+ Jessica=Assica).

McDonalds Inspired Fashion

Pippy Longstocking engaged!!! Could it be...

Well, well, well. It appears like the groping guy and Hohan are making it legit! It seems that she has an engagement ring on her finger judging by these pics taken from the Venice Film Festival's premiere of Bobby. I wonder if he loves every little freckle on her body. Dude thats alot of love!

Dumped by a troll

Sources at US magazine say that Chestica Simpson has been dumped by troll human hybrid John Mayer. In related news Paris Hilton wins the Nobel Peace prize for her humanitarian efforts.....

Weird but true.

Suri Cruise or asian mainlander?

Who would have thought that the fruit of Tomcat's loins would have been an asian child! Is it me or does this kid look like she is not only asiatic but much older than her chronological age? Maybe she is the reincarnation of scientologist L. Ron Hubbad hence the wizened look. Or maybe she is actually asian and either adopted or the product of sperm donation because as we all know Tom Cruise is gay. Duh.

Freckles MacFreckles being groped

Here is a pic of Chucky, err I mean Lindsey Hohan, being groped by her current beau Harry Morton. Lindsey does have a nice rack and lots of swimsuits, I will give her that. I dig the dark hair but somebody (Hohan) needs to know that shampoo and a brush are her friends.

Hahahahahahaha! There is a God.

Tacky lame (pronounced lamay) dress: $1000.00 (conservative estimate)
Godawful ankle boots: $550.00
Drugs for the night: $300.00
Seeing Paris being rejected by private MTV video relaease party: Priceless!!!!!!!

Side note......
The pompadour style hair, metallic blue eyeshadow and outfit are hideous! She proabaly crackles when she moves b/c the dress looks like that type of material fancied by my granny who likes that crunchy silver and gold stuff. What's up with the ankle boots? They do not, and could not, flatter anybody! Some designers, the trend setters if you will, obviously hate women. Get a clue.

Her friends dress looks like something coughed up from 1993. Also her purse does in no way match her colorful (understatement), summery dress as it appears to be metallic and leather . A fall/winter purse, but the type from Payless Shoes carried by a truck stop waitress.

Elvis Lives On In The Heart of Britney

Don't mean to be picking on our southern bellle today, but do you see the similarities between Britney and Elvis? I don't mean Elvis in his prime, when he was slim and trim, jet black hair, smoldering eyes, and a sexy grin.

But a bloated Elvis in Vegas around 1965. The Elvis fond of rhinestone jumpsuits and Quaaludes.

Paris Hilton. Famous for what reason?

Ahhh... Paris Hilton. Seems she turns up everywhere, kinda like a bad penny. Here she is at the VMA's more than likely promoting her ill fated album. Like her song says, stars are blind, and in this case Paris is blind in one eye and cannot see out of the other. The usually elegant Ms. Hilton sports boots and a horrendous 1980's prom dress. Is she paying homage to Madonna's Like A Virgin tour circa 1982 or maybe Bjorks infamous swan dress? Or she could be trying to look more like an ostrich with those feathers on her skirt. Go figure.

Business on top, party on the bottom - Lepaparazzi Celebrity News Blog

What would happen if Magda stole Barbara Bush's top and Daisy Dukes shorts? Well I think we just found out. Jessica pulls off this hybrid look fabulously! But I do think she could use another layer of spray tan and a few more rounds of dental bleach.

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Hollywoodland's Venice Premiere

Poor Ben. Although he's looking great here with the cast of Hollywoodland at the Venice Film Festival, he's been having some trouble getting the American public's interest. Apparently, Ben has been cut as much as possible from Hollywoodland commercials because focus groups still weren't ready to see much of him yet--perhaps due to tabloid overexposure.

As reported in Defamer, Affleck responded that "I think more and more people pay attention to actor's private lives ... it makes it difficult to suspend disbelief when you are going to watch their movie because really what you are thinking about is whatever you have read about them in a magazine rather than the performance they are giving." Okay. Ben does have a point, but bemoaning the paparazzi's influence isn't going to give him his fame back. I suppose after films like Gigli and Daredevil, Ben does have to catch up--and catch our interest again. Good luck!

Source:Popsugar
Source:Defamer

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