Will you accept this rose?

I just LOVE The Bachelor because you get to see 25 hormonal, clock-is-ticking, irrational women FREAK out about some rich guy with the personality of a wet blanket.

This 34 year-old Italian "Prince" who has lived in the U.S. since he was a young boy (hmmm) hasn't had any luck with the ladies in America, so he flies them all to Rome and seduces them with tours of castles, helicopter rides, trips to the beach, pool parties and wine tasting. One by one, the women become increasingly catty and try to win his attention with wit, charm, sexual advances and my favorite trick, jealousy.

In my opinion, this guy isn't even that good-looking, I mean, come on, if you saw this guy in Starbucks, would you even give him a second glance? He looks like Dustin Hoffman in RainMan.


You MUST go to ABC.com's Bachelor Page; watching the video of the women tear up and explain away the fact that they weren't chosen is hilarious and will give you a nice chuckle.

I fully recommend watching The Bachelor; it is pathetically brilliant and will keep you laughing.

Mondays at 9/8 Central on ABC.