Saturday, September 23, 2006

Lepaparazzi News Update: The Desperate Housewives' Buns Boycott

Wisteria Lane Boycotts Baby Mamas



"Desperate Housewives" creator Marc Cherry has told cast members to knock it off with the getting knocked up, says Eva Longoria.

Longoria made an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," and told Ellen that "Desperate Housewives" creator, Marc Cherry had put a ban on any more cast pregnancies.

Ellen: You’re going to postpone if you want to get married [to San Antonio Spurs star, Tony Parker] and start a family like in a couple of years? You can't do that while you’re working?

Eva: Well, no you can -- it's just difficult because our work schedule is so crazy and you know Marcia Cross is pregnant and so Marc Cherry came on the set and he was “like no more pregnancies this year...they’re really hard to write in.”

Ellen: So you can’t do it yet. How many kids do you want?

Eva: As many as God will give.

Let’s hope Cherry changes his mind before the everyone’s biological clock kicks in and he’s found locked in a basement or buried underneath a pool.

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Paris Hilton: I'm Not That Smart



Paris Hilton has finally admitted what many have suspected for some time – she’s “not that smart”.

The socialite-turned-singer was taped making the admission by police investigating a burglary at porn baron Joe Francis’ home, an offence which saw a man jailed for 11 years earlier this year.

According to The Sun, she told them, “I'm not that smart... I don’t remember... I forget stuff all the time."

However, we reckon Paris is actually a pretty shrewd cookie beneath it all, and proved she has learnt something from her hotel tycoon dad as her conversation with investigators continued.

She revealed to them that she had refused to cooperate when someone tried to blackmail after some “private tapes” were stolen from her house.

“They were trying to sell it to a newspaper or something,” she said. “If you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life. My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway."

Whatever could have been on those tapes?

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Lawyer: Anna Nicole Son's Tox Screen Negative



Anna Nicole Smith has been dealt her first card and is waiting to see if she's handed three of a kind.

E! News learned exclusively Wednesday that the first of three toxicology tests performed on Smith's son, Daniel, turned up no traces of illegal substances in his bloodstream.

Anna Nicole's attorney and confidante, Howard K. Stern, said that, as expected, doctors found the antidepressant Lexapro and sleeping medication Ambien in Daniel's system but not at levels that could have caused his sudden death Sept. 10 at age 20.

The first toxicology report was based on blood drawn at the hospital in the Bahamas where Daniel died while visiting his mom, who had given birth to a baby girl three days earlier, Stern told E! News. The reality TV star is still waiting for the results of tox screens from each of the two autopsies performed on Daniel's body. Both autopsies ruled out various natural causes of death (heart disease, stroke, birth defect, etc.) but did not lead to a definitive answer.

Bahamian officials finally issued a death certificate (the cause of death was listed as "pending chemical analysis") Wednesday and released Daniel's body to Anna Nicole, who has been so devastated by the loss of her son that she suffered memory loss shortly after it happened, requiring Stern to break the news to her a second time. Another of Anna Nicole's lawyers, Michael Scott, has since said the TrimSpa spokesmodel is doing much better and was hoping for more information from the various tests being conducted.

Meanwhile, David Giancola, the director of the sci-fi film Anna Nicole recently starred in, Illegal Aliens, told E! News that Daniel Smith, who worked as an apprentice on the movie, had been hospitalized off and on in August to be treated for an elevated heart rate. Giancola said that Daniel lost nearly 30 pounds during that time and suffered from constant stomach pain.

The second autopsy performed Sept. 17 at Smith's request by a private pathologist, Cycil Wecht, turned up traces of prescription meds that Daniel was taking to treat depression he started to experience four to six weeks before his death. Both Wecht and the Bahamian coroner who did the first autopsy both found no evidence to suggest Daniel died from a suicidal overdose. However, the coroner did at the time deem the cause of Daniel's death to be "not natural."

Meanwhile, though Bahamian head coroner Linda Virgill told reporters it was not unusual for families to request an independent investigation into the circumstances surrounding a loved one's death, authorities reassigned Virgill Wednesday in light of public concern she may have given the Smith case special treatment.

Chief Magistrate Roger Gomez told the Associated Press that complaints started rolling in when an inquest date was announced. "They've been complaining that, 'How is it that this case just came up and a date has been set and our case has been pending for years and we don't have a date yet,' " Gomez said.

The official said that an inquest scheduled for Oct. 23 will be canceled if authorities can determine that Daniel died of natural causes. Anna Nicole is currently free to leave the Bahamas but has chosen to stay put for the time being. Stern says funeral arrangement are being made in California.

Daniel was Anna Nicole's son with husband Bill Smith. The duo tied the knot in 1985 and divorced two years later.

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Steve-O, How Low Can You Go?



First he blabs about Nicole Richie on the Howard Stern Show, then he proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's fully hydrated. Sure, "Jackass" star, Steve-O has been known to do some pretty nasty stunts, but at last night's premiere of "Jackass: Number 2," he proved to be a real pisser -- literally.

In true idiot fashion, the former MTV "Wild Boyz" star dropped his drawers and proceeded to pee all over the red carpet, thus ensuring himself a future endorsement deal with Depends undergarments. Live the dream Steve-O, live the dream

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'Dog' Hoping to Cut a Deal With Mexico



TV bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman hopes to work out a deal to avoid extradition to Mexico to faces charges of illegal detention and conspiracy in his capture of a cosmetics company heir there three years ago, his lawyer said.

Bounty hunting is a crime in Mexico.

Chapman and his two co-stars on the show "Dog The Bounty Hunter," were arrested and jailed in Hawaii last week.

The U.S. Attorney's Office has until Oct. 16 to file papers in support of their extradition, but Chapman's attorney, Brook Hart, hopes to resolve the issue before then.

Chapman is said he would offer an apology, pay a fine, forfeit the bail he posted in Mexico and make a charitable contribution, Hart said.

"What he's prepared to do is take responsibility for not having to stay around to face the charge," he said.

The trio had ensnared convicted rapist Andrew Luster, the Max Factor heir, on June 18, 2003, in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. But they, too, were arrested by Mexican authorities.

Chapman posted about $1,300 for his release, and based on "flawed legal advice" thought he could leave the country and Mexican authorities would have no further interest in him, Hart said.

Chapman's capture of Luster, who had fled the country during his trial on charges he raped three women, catapulted the 53-year-old bounty hunter to fame and led to the reality series on A&E. Luster is now serving a 124-year prison term.

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