Saturday, September 30, 2006

LePaparazzi News Update: Eva Longoria, Tony Parker Split Up

Eva Longoria

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker have split up, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE.

"They did break up. It's amicable," the source says, adding, "They are talking and trying to figure the best course of action for their future. They are trying to work things out."

"It's distance and demanding careers and not living in same city," said the source. "It didn't happen yesterday. It's been going on for a while."

However, a source close to Parker told PEOPLE earlier Friday that Parker said rumors of a breakup were not true.

Madonna Tops Britney's Guinness Record


Madonna, who earned $50 million in 2004, takes the title away from Britney Spears, who had held the record since 2001 after earning slightly more than $38 million in 2000.

Janet Jackson also replaced Spears in Web rankings for the world's most searched-for female and most searched-for news item.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt troubles

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

TROUBLE might be looming in the splendiferous world of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Jolie has told pals she's ready to adopt again - but Pitt, it seems, is not. "Brad wants another child, preferably a boy - but he wants a biological boy," said our snoop. "He is adamant and wants her to get pregnant again right away." The couple have one biological child, Shiloh, and two adopted kids, Maddox and Zahara. Jolie doesn't have a rep and Pitt's rep didn't return calls.

Anna Nicole Smith has married her lawyer, according to reports

Anna Nicole Smith

The former Playboy Playmate and Howard K. Stern apparently exchanged vows in a private ceremony on board a catamaran off of Nassau in the Bahamas, according to Star magazine.

Kylie Minogue has vowed not to wear a wig on her comeback tour

Kylie Minogue

The 38-year-old singer is set to re-launch her 'View the profile for Kylie Minogue on Celebrity SpotlightShowgirls' tour in Australia in November, after taking a year off to recover from breast cancer.

Kylie said she would not wear a wig, despite losing her hair during chemotherapy, because she wants people to see she has changed.

Orlando Bloom has been getting close with Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz

The newly-single 'Pirate of the Caribbean' star was seen witView the profile for Tom Cruise on Celebrity Spotlighth the 'Volver' actress - who used to date Tom Cruise - at Hyde in Los Angeles on Monday (25.09.06).

One onlooker told the New York Post newspaper: "They were definitely together and holding hands."

Despite the canoodling a spokesperson for Penelope denied the pair are dating.

Penelope is not the first star Orlando has been linked to recently.

Jess dad's fury at Jackass star

Jess ... dad protects her honour

JESSICA SIMPSON’S dad has slammed Jackass star Bam Margera for boasting about having sex with the babe.

Joe Simpson says he now wants to "beat the crap" out of Bam for claiming he had his wicked way with Jess.

Bam told DJ Howard Stern’s raunchy radio show earlier this month that he slept with Jess when she was still married to Nick Lachey.

Bam, 27, said that Jess took him back to her parents’ home in LA last April.

He said: "We were just drinking margaritas and stuff, and you know, from there…"

The funnyman also told American magazine US Weekly that he and Jessica were intimate "once", saying: "It was when her parents were away and Nick was away. It's not a secret."

But Jess’s dad – who is also her manager - is fuming.

He said: "As a father, I want to go beat the crap out of people who say things like this.

"It really hurts to hear people say things like this about my daughter."

Technorati tags: Eva Longoria Tony Parker Madonna Britney Spears Janet Jackson Orlando Bloom Anna Nicole Smith Penelope Cruz Joe Simpson Jessica Simpson Bam Margera

Media Princess Grabs The Wheel

Britney Spears, media princess and sometimes vapidly psychotic paparazzi attacker has recently decided that she has learned the proverbial media ropes sufficiently enough to handle her own PR. Strange that after popcorning out 2 children, during the celeb baby boom with hubby K-Dork, or K-Dog I should say, she still doesn't have enough to do. Firing long time agent Leslie Sloane-Zelnick before her second child's pictures released to U.S. Magazine People, it became apparent Brit wanted to handle the future media whoring herself, guess she was sick of her pimp, and wanted to do the pimping herself. Perhaps Brit blames her old agent for the mass amount of foot fungal syphilis she contracted during her barefoot public bathroom romps, where her pure red-neckisity was fully photographed for her adoring (barfing) fans. Or perhaps she has future plans to begin a political march to office, hey if Arny can do it...Umm Well be afraid. Someone save us from the abysmally dumb pop stars taking over. Signing Off for now.

Insert Brain HERE!!!

Take Out The Papers and the Trash!

I have never understood the attraction to this loaf of white bread. She is certainly forgettable....a plain chic with a good publicist who touts her as a great beauty.

Her one redeeming quality is that she has a very lovely figure and cute lips. Why do you suppose, the girl who is as blah as any Iowan (no offense to my Iowan peeps, that is if you have internet and can even access a blog;) would wear the same suit as my garbage man? That is your typical city worker your standard uniform sans the bright orange color! We can call it garbage chic.

Friday, September 29, 2006

Having Really Large Lips That Look Like They Are In Constant Need Of Chapstick Is Equated With Stellar Health!

Steven Tyler tells Nancy O'Dell of Access Hollywood that he has no trace of Hep C in his blood after a year of treatments. In case you have been living under a rock, Tyler was diagnosed with Hep C at some point. Who knows when? Who really cares? I digress...

Well, kudos to you grandpa. You are a miracle in more than one are 70 and can still rock and you naturally have lysol coursing through your veins! Wow. Now if only we could find a cure for overly large, sucker fish lips that look like they belong to a person with a frame much larger than 5'4, 125 lbs then we are in business!!!!

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Jessica Simpson "This is my Cook"

After breaking up from ex-hubby Nick Lachey for nearly a year now, Jessica Simpson’s sex life is basically non-existant according to her and that a rooster pendant that she bought recently from shopping is now her replacement for her non-existant sex life. [Gossipin]

Kate Moss & Pete Doherty Make Beautiful Music Together

Kate Moss joined her boyfriend, Pete Doherty, last night in Ireland onstage and the two sang a beautiful duet. Pete was performing with his band, Babyshambles, after returning from rehab. [Dlisted]

Trouble for Rachel and Adam?

Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson have reportedly hit a rough patch. The stars of “The O.C.” fell in love while working on the show, and it “looked like they were on their way to getting engaged just a little while back,” a source told Star, but “are going through a really difficult period right now.” One reason, according to the insider, may be because of Bilson’s friendship with Zach Braff, her co-star from “The Last Kiss.” “Zach calls Rachel a lot and they talk on the phone like girlfriends,” says the insider. [PopSugar]

Jaime Pressly: I'm Getting Engaged!

Jaime Pressly and her DJ beau, Eric Cubiche, wanted Us to be the first to know the good news: "We're going this weekend to [Beverly Hills jewelry store] XIV Karats to design my engagement ring," the My Name Is Earl star, 29, told Us on September 21. "I'm really looking forward to it." Though they only started dating a year ago, "Eric's been my best friend for nine years," she told Us. "It's one of those things where when you're ready, you're ready. And we are." [US Weekly]

Katie Holmes wants to be pregnant again by end of the year [Fametastic]

Brad Pitt To Team Up With Sacha Baron Cohen [Entertainment Wise]

Technorati tags: Jessica Simpson Adam Brody Rachel Bilson Kate Moss Pete Doherty Jaime Pressly Eric Cubiche Katie Holmes Brad Pitt Sacha Baron Cohen celebrity news blog

Popeye The Sailor Man...toot toot

Not sure exactly what look Victoria Beckham was going for here. Gangster with my grampa's cap on? Popeye the sailor man? Prepubescent male? Street sweeper? Crazy as hell? Not sure. However, some looks were meant only for the runway my friend...not the streets. Where did her cantaloupe boobs go? I bet the bottoms of those pants are filthy. Actually the more I think about it the more I think she looks like Olive Oil (popeye's anorexic girlfriend not the actual oil) wearing popeyes clothes and wimpy's hat.

It's A Miracle. Former Golden Girl's Star Estelle Getti Ressurected From The Dead!!!!

Oh, never mind. It's just Nicole Richie and her zombie hands. Whew! For a minute I was getting scared thinking that zombies were coming up out of the ground and doning ridiculous oversized joke glasses.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

T-Bird thats just my baby's daddy......

Lol;) Kudos if you get the reference in the title. If not oh well, your dumb. Anyway...

It seems that idiot Howard Stern, and not the skanky, ranky smut peddler, but the slimy, slithery, spineless, gold digging lawyer Howard Stern, is Anna Nicole's baby's daddy. Well, well, well....wonder if Mr. Hoity Toity would have still been into the cretin that is Anna Nicole if she still lived in the trailer camp outside of Houston and fried chicken down at the Chicken House thinks not. Fake boobs are a dime a dozen (apr $3,000 US dollars) and her looks are fading, actually melting is more like it. Wonder what makes this very large Viking linebiker heshe thing appealing...could it be the moola. But then again, he is no prize.

Is that powderd sugar?

Or the stuff that put Pablo Escobar on the map?

Recent photo of Kate Moss, fiance of Baby Shambles frontman Pete Dougherty featuring what appears to be frosting in her nasal you say! I would never suspect someone as fat as Kate Moss as having a cocaine addiction! Pfffff.....what? Anyway heres the pic and ultra dialated demonic pupils. You decide. Now go eat some dinner:)

There is a white girl in town.......

Mensa's Newest Member

"I want you guys to know that I know that this fantasy land I live now doesn't last forever and I now that and thats why i go to school. This can all go away in the blink of an eye so I am also using this situation to save money for my future. Oh yeah and what you see on tv is not always the truth by the way even if its a reallity show."

This is from Kendra's site. In case you have not a clue who Kendra is, well she is one of octogenerian playboy Hugh Hefners babes. I think my IQ dropped at least 50 points after reading this. Besides the nice body, I don't see any real use for this chic.


Return to kindergarden

Purchase hooked on phonics

If you become red in the sun and do not tan, maybe get a clue and stay out of the sun. It is not your friend.

Take a cue from the Victoria's Secret Girls....invest in a stylist.

The hair and skin are all the same color. Where is Ken Paves? Where is Christina Aguilerras powder? Where are Jessica's snap on wigs?

No wonder Girl's Next Door was cancelled. I had rather just buy the magazine....sometimes fantasy is way better than the actual deal....way better. Now go back to your trailer home and fry something:)

Now I Have Seen It All.....

Here is a recent photo of Parasitis Hilton promoting wine in a can-much classier than wine in a box. Leave it to those damn Germans to think up something like wine in a can. Could it be that she is going the way of David Hasselhoff. We all know he has a huge fan base in ...ummm... Slovakia and he makes cool commercials in Japan.... duh!

You can tell it is Germany because of the Heidi hair. They love that stuff there!

My question is this. Is it really smart for someone who has been charged with a DUI to be promoting alcholoic beverages, especially something as convenient to drink while driving as wine in a can? Thats like Michael Jackson being the spokesperson for Toys R Us.

Pork, The Other White Meat

What does this remind you of?


Okay. First of all I am a big Aguilera fan. She has the best body in the business and a voice to boot. Also she seems more composed and smarter than her counterparts (not saying much). Despite her affection for lots and lots of base, concealer, powder, theatrical contouring powders, eyeliner, various layers of eyeshadow, brow fillers, blush, fake lashes, bronzer, sparkles, extensions of various colors and textures, wacky outfits, orange spray tan, body glow lotion, all worn simultaneously. Me and Miss Piggy think she is on to something.

Lepaparazzi News Update: Jessica Storms Out ?

Jessica Simpson Kicks Up A Fuss In London

Singer/actress Jessica Simpson proved she doesn’t really like standing in her little sister’s shadow when she stormed out of Ashlee Simpson’s party in London recently.

Jessica along with her mother and father/manager had travelled to London to check out Ashlee in her new stage role as Roxie Hart in Chicago.

However, at an after party for Ashlee at London’s Sound Bar on Monday Jessica was seen storming out and shouting: “I don’t want to be here – why won’t people just leave me alone?”


According to the Mirror, her father attempted to explain his eldest daughter’s actions away by saying: “Jess is quite down at the moment. She’s not comfortable talking to people as she’s quite depressed and we’re walking on eggshells.”

Could she be depressed because her new album is crap?


Anna Nicole’s Lawyer: "I Am the Father of Her Baby"

Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith’s longtime lawyer, said Tuesday that he's the "proud father" of her baby girl, who was born three days before her son Daniel passed away unexpectedly in the Bahamas.

"It's been very rough," Stern told CNN’s Larry King Live on Tuesday. "She said that she didn't want to trade out children, meaning she didn't want one to be born and another to die."

Daniel, 20, died suddenly on September 10 while visiting his mother in the maternity ward of the Doctor’s Hospital in the Bahamas. Stern, who was in Anna Nicole’s hospital room the night Daniel passed away, told host Larry King they had named their daughter Dannie Lynn Hope.

Stern's daughter with Anna Nicole is "the one thing that is really keeping her going," he said. "And through it all, even with all the pain, she has been a great mom, a very attentive mom."

The lawyer was a common presence on Anna Nicole’s reality show, where he also served as her confidant and friend.

“Anna and I have been in a relationship and we love each other and it’s been going on for a very long time." Stern explained, "Because of my relationship as her lawyer, we felt that it was best to keep everything hidden.”

Stern told King that he and Anna Nicole Smith planned to stay in the Bahamas long term, so they could escape the media, start a new life and give their daughter a chance to live a normal life.

When King asked if Stern planned to marry Anna Nicole, he answered, "I've loved her for quite some time and hopefully the feeling's mutual. At some point, we will. Right now we have to somehow get through what we're going through."

Photojournalist Larry Birkhead sent a statement to CNN countering Stern’s paternity claim, saying, "I've been told by Anna Nicole Smith that I'm the father of her newborn child. I have proof of it…I am requesting that a DNA test take place in the United States."

”Does it give you concern that there might be a shot that the DNA might exclude you?” King asked Stern after reading Birkhead’s statement. “Or is there no doubt that you're the father?”

”I think based on the timing of it, that there shouldn't be a doubt,” Stern replied.

As for the mysterious circumstances behind Daniel’s death, authorities have ruled out suicide or foul play, and they are awaiting toxicology results to determine the cause of death.

"We're still waiting to find out what the cause is," Stern said. "We also now have an indication that there may have been other prescriptive medication in his system."


Oprah Channel Makes Satellite Radio Debut

Oprah Winfrey's "Oprah & Friends" channel debuted Monday on XM Satellite Radio in North America.

The channel features original talk programming from Harpo Radio to over seven million satellite radio subscribers throughout U.S. and Canada.

"XM's more than seven million subscribers will now benefit from Oprah Winfrey's unparalleled track record of creating programming that entertains, informs and inspires," XM Satellite Radio Chief Executive Officer Hugh Panero said. "The shows heard on the 'Oprah & Friends' channel reflect XM and Harpo's shared commitment to engaging audiences by creating personal connections with listeners."

XM said that key among the new broadcasts will be "The Oprah and Gayle Show," a talk show featuring the iconic TV host and her friend Gayle King, and "Weekend Encore," which will allow listeners to catch up on any of the channel's numerous talk shows they have missed.


Tuesday, September 26, 2006

You Don't Say!

It seems that Harry Morton has called it quits with Lohan stating immaturity on her part. Why would a guy mature enough to own a restaurant called The Pink Taco break up with someone on these grounds. Thats like Mr. T breaking up with a woman because she wears too much gold jewelery. Or refers to herself in the third person. Or says she pities fools.

BTW, like the dress and that cigarrette is a very classy touch.

Monday, September 25, 2006

The Luck Of The Irish

According to sources from the Daily Mirror, Michael Jackson is currently in Ireland negotiating with financial backers about building a theme park around, you guessed it, Irish lore. The park will have rides and other features centered around leprechauns. I know, you think I am kidding.

What next? A theme park in Vegas featuring show girls and casinos? How about one in Dallas, Texas centered around the concept of cowboys, football, breast implants and Mary Kay cosmetics. How novel! I am truly genius!!! I am going now to try and get financial backing.

Better yet, maybe Jacko could have a Wizard of Oz theme park where he could star as, well anything.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Lepaparazzi News Update: A Man-Tastic Getaway ? Mmmhh..

Is Brad Pitt Burning Out?

George Clooney is planning to whisk Brad Pitt away on holiday after they finish filming Ocean’s 13 because he’s worried his pal is burning out.

Clooney’s fears were raised when an exhausted Pitt fell asleep on the set of the movie, and struggled to wake up again.

Pitt, according to, is struggling to get enough rest after he started a family with his Hollywood star lover Angelina Jolie.

A source tells the website, “Brad actually fell asleep in his dressing-room trailer the other day, and George said Brad was so exhausted, he could hardly wake him. He said Brad just isn’t getting enough sleep and has so much to do, he’s feeling overwhelmed.”

Now Clooney's planning to take Pitt away to his Italian villa as soon as the film wraps to give him a much needed rest and recuperation.

“It’s as if the old carefree Brad has been replaced by this serious, hard–working family man, and George worries Brad will crack under the stress and strain if he doesn’t learn to take it easy,” the insider adds.

Hang on though – didn’t Brad just enjoy a six month holiday in Europe and Africa with one of the world’s sexiest women?

In any case, Brad’s schedule won’t be filled up by taking over Tom Cruise’s role in the Mission: Impossible franchise.

His representative called recent reports he was to step into Ethan Hunt’s shoes as “totally made up”.


Brawl At Paris Hilton's Pad

Brandon Davis was punched in the face Thursday night by Kevin Connolly, who stars on "Entourage." After an US Weekly party at L.A. hot spot Area, Paris Hilton held an after-hours bash at her Beverly Hills home. Pamela Anderson, Courtney Love, Dave Navarro - and past Hilton conquests Paris Latsis and Stavros Niarchos - arrived with Davis, Nicky Hilton and Nicky's boyfriend, Connolly. One partier told us: "Brandon and Nicky decided to run around and call everyone a 'loser' or 'whore' - like the way other people call each other 'sweety' or 'honey'. " Connolly didn't like either word and when the oil heir wouldn't stop, Connolly "smacked him." Davis, grandson of the late oil billionaire Marvin Davis, shrieked and cursed insults, prompting Connolly to "punch him in the face two times." After the beat-down, Connolly told blogger Perez Hilton: "He just can't talk to me the way he talks to other people." Another shock came later when Hilton nemesis Lindsay Lohan and several friends crashed the party. One observer, who was shocked Lohan had invaded her enemy's lair, said, "Paris has done so many mean things to Lindsay."


Bruce Willis Returns For Die Hard 4!

YIPPEE-KAI-YAY! John McClane is back! Bruce Willis will be reprising his signature role as the New York City cop who is always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Twentieth Century Fox state the new movie will be titled: 'Live Free Or Die Hard'.

The film will be released June 29, 2007 (the eve of the US Independence Day holiday weekend). This is particularly appropriate date because the story itself takes place over the Fourth of July. Len Wiseman, the director of the Underworld and Underworld:Evolution is directing from a screenplay by Mark Bomback.

The Die Hard series has enjoyed huge success. The previous Die Hard films grossed almost three-quarters of a billion dollars in worldwide theatrical box office. The most recent entry, Die Hard with a Vengeance, grossed over $80 million in Japan, alone. A new generation of movie fans has adopted the Die Hard films through DVD and a successful series of videogames.

The Die Hard films are renowned for their non-stop action, and Fox promises that 'Live Free Or Die Hard' will offer the biggest and most realistic set pieces ever! In the new movie, an attack on the vulnerable United States computer infrastructure begins to shut down the entire nation. The mysterious figure behind the shattering scheme has figured out every digital angle – but he never figured on an old-fashioned, “analog” fly-in-the-ointment: John McClane. Go on Bruce!

'Live Free Or Die Hard' begins production this month.


Tom Green Appears Nightly On 'Net

Comedian Tom Green has taken his act to the Internet with a talk show that originates from his Los Angeles living room.

The former MTV personality has launched "Tom Green Live," a Web-based production that the Los Angeles Times said Saturday draws a nightly audience of about 25,000.

"At first I thought it would be really good practice for a talk show," Green said. "Then I realized, it is a talk show."

The Times said that while A-list guests are few and far between, Green's agent is trying to line up sponsors for the show.

The venture is supported by and seen on the Web site


Saturday, September 23, 2006

Lepaparazzi News Update: The Desperate Housewives' Buns Boycott

Wisteria Lane Boycotts Baby Mamas

"Desperate Housewives" creator Marc Cherry has told cast members to knock it off with the getting knocked up, says Eva Longoria.

Longoria made an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," and told Ellen that "Desperate Housewives" creator, Marc Cherry had put a ban on any more cast pregnancies.

Ellen: You’re going to postpone if you want to get married [to San Antonio Spurs star, Tony Parker] and start a family like in a couple of years? You can't do that while you’re working?

Eva: Well, no you can -- it's just difficult because our work schedule is so crazy and you know Marcia Cross is pregnant and so Marc Cherry came on the set and he was “like no more pregnancies this year...they’re really hard to write in.”

Ellen: So you can’t do it yet. How many kids do you want?

Eva: As many as God will give.

Let’s hope Cherry changes his mind before the everyone’s biological clock kicks in and he’s found locked in a basement or buried underneath a pool.


Paris Hilton: I'm Not That Smart

Paris Hilton has finally admitted what many have suspected for some time – she’s “not that smart”.

The socialite-turned-singer was taped making the admission by police investigating a burglary at porn baron Joe Francis’ home, an offence which saw a man jailed for 11 years earlier this year.

According to The Sun, she told them, “I'm not that smart... I don’t remember... I forget stuff all the time."

However, we reckon Paris is actually a pretty shrewd cookie beneath it all, and proved she has learnt something from her hotel tycoon dad as her conversation with investigators continued.

She revealed to them that she had refused to cooperate when someone tried to blackmail after some “private tapes” were stolen from her house.

“They were trying to sell it to a newspaper or something,” she said. “If you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life. My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway."

Whatever could have been on those tapes?


Lawyer: Anna Nicole Son's Tox Screen Negative

Anna Nicole Smith has been dealt her first card and is waiting to see if she's handed three of a kind.

E! News learned exclusively Wednesday that the first of three toxicology tests performed on Smith's son, Daniel, turned up no traces of illegal substances in his bloodstream.

Anna Nicole's attorney and confidante, Howard K. Stern, said that, as expected, doctors found the antidepressant Lexapro and sleeping medication Ambien in Daniel's system but not at levels that could have caused his sudden death Sept. 10 at age 20.

The first toxicology report was based on blood drawn at the hospital in the Bahamas where Daniel died while visiting his mom, who had given birth to a baby girl three days earlier, Stern told E! News. The reality TV star is still waiting for the results of tox screens from each of the two autopsies performed on Daniel's body. Both autopsies ruled out various natural causes of death (heart disease, stroke, birth defect, etc.) but did not lead to a definitive answer.

Bahamian officials finally issued a death certificate (the cause of death was listed as "pending chemical analysis") Wednesday and released Daniel's body to Anna Nicole, who has been so devastated by the loss of her son that she suffered memory loss shortly after it happened, requiring Stern to break the news to her a second time. Another of Anna Nicole's lawyers, Michael Scott, has since said the TrimSpa spokesmodel is doing much better and was hoping for more information from the various tests being conducted.

Meanwhile, David Giancola, the director of the sci-fi film Anna Nicole recently starred in, Illegal Aliens, told E! News that Daniel Smith, who worked as an apprentice on the movie, had been hospitalized off and on in August to be treated for an elevated heart rate. Giancola said that Daniel lost nearly 30 pounds during that time and suffered from constant stomach pain.

The second autopsy performed Sept. 17 at Smith's request by a private pathologist, Cycil Wecht, turned up traces of prescription meds that Daniel was taking to treat depression he started to experience four to six weeks before his death. Both Wecht and the Bahamian coroner who did the first autopsy both found no evidence to suggest Daniel died from a suicidal overdose. However, the coroner did at the time deem the cause of Daniel's death to be "not natural."

Meanwhile, though Bahamian head coroner Linda Virgill told reporters it was not unusual for families to request an independent investigation into the circumstances surrounding a loved one's death, authorities reassigned Virgill Wednesday in light of public concern she may have given the Smith case special treatment.

Chief Magistrate Roger Gomez told the Associated Press that complaints started rolling in when an inquest date was announced. "They've been complaining that, 'How is it that this case just came up and a date has been set and our case has been pending for years and we don't have a date yet,' " Gomez said.

The official said that an inquest scheduled for Oct. 23 will be canceled if authorities can determine that Daniel died of natural causes. Anna Nicole is currently free to leave the Bahamas but has chosen to stay put for the time being. Stern says funeral arrangement are being made in California.

Daniel was Anna Nicole's son with husband Bill Smith. The duo tied the knot in 1985 and divorced two years later.


Steve-O, How Low Can You Go?

First he blabs about Nicole Richie on the Howard Stern Show, then he proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's fully hydrated. Sure, "Jackass" star, Steve-O has been known to do some pretty nasty stunts, but at last night's premiere of "Jackass: Number 2," he proved to be a real pisser -- literally.

In true idiot fashion, the former MTV "Wild Boyz" star dropped his drawers and proceeded to pee all over the red carpet, thus ensuring himself a future endorsement deal with Depends undergarments. Live the dream Steve-O, live the dream


'Dog' Hoping to Cut a Deal With Mexico

TV bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman hopes to work out a deal to avoid extradition to Mexico to faces charges of illegal detention and conspiracy in his capture of a cosmetics company heir there three years ago, his lawyer said.

Bounty hunting is a crime in Mexico.

Chapman and his two co-stars on the show "Dog The Bounty Hunter," were arrested and jailed in Hawaii last week.

The U.S. Attorney's Office has until Oct. 16 to file papers in support of their extradition, but Chapman's attorney, Brook Hart, hopes to resolve the issue before then.

Chapman is said he would offer an apology, pay a fine, forfeit the bail he posted in Mexico and make a charitable contribution, Hart said.

"What he's prepared to do is take responsibility for not having to stay around to face the charge," he said.

The trio had ensnared convicted rapist Andrew Luster, the Max Factor heir, on June 18, 2003, in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. But they, too, were arrested by Mexican authorities.

Chapman posted about $1,300 for his release, and based on "flawed legal advice" thought he could leave the country and Mexican authorities would have no further interest in him, Hart said.

Chapman's capture of Luster, who had fled the country during his trial on charges he raped three women, catapulted the 53-year-old bounty hunter to fame and led to the reality series on A&E. Luster is now serving a 124-year prison term.


Friday, September 22, 2006

LePaparazzi News Update: From ''Baywatch" to Babywatch

Pregnant stunner Brooke Burke and former "Baywatch" babe David Charvet were snapped strolling the beach and enjoying their time pre-baby.

The "Rock Star: Supernova" host and her fiancé David got romantic as he kissed her belly while spending time on a Malibu beach Friday enjoying the sunset.

The happy couple are expecting their first baby, a girl. This will be Burke's third child. The foxy brunette has two daughters, Neriah, 6, and Sierra, 4, with former husband Dr. Garth Fisher of "Extreme Makeover."


Shanna Moakler Bounced from Dancing

DeSoto and Moakler on Dancing

Despite being eliminated on Wednesday's edition of ABC's Dancing With the Stars – after she and her pro-dancer partner Jesse DeSoto performed an only adequate mambo the night before – Shanna Moakler seemed upbeat after the show wrapped.

The former Miss U.S.A., enjoying an Amstel light and a cigarette, told PEOPLE, "We had fun, and I did the best that I could do," even, if now, "it's back to reality."


Kate & Owen (Sort Of) Go Public

It's no longer a secret: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are definitely out and about and having a fun time together.

Hudson, who separated from Chris Robinson in August, and Wilson are keeping a relatively low profile – but are spending more time together in the public eye, PEOPLE reports in its new issue.

On Sunday, Wilson visited Hudson and pals at her Pacific Palisades, Calif. house. Then, later that evening, the two shared a patio booth at the Polo Lounge in the Beverly Hills Hotel, where they ordered drinks and, at one point, requested that a bamboo divider be placed around their table for privacy.

Wilson’s rep, who previously denied reports of a romance, now has "no comment on his personal life."

But, says a witness at the Polo Lounge, their enjoyment of each other is perfectly clear: Hudson couldn't stop smiling at Wilson all night.


Matt LeBlanc's Divorce Finalized

Former Friends star Matt LeBlanc and his wife of three years, Melissa McKnight, finalized their divorce Wednesday, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.

LeBlanc and McKnight will share joint and legal custody of their 2-year-old daughter, Marina (who has suffered from a brain disorder). LeBlanc will provide $15,000 a month for child support until Marina turns 18. He will also cover 100 percent of her medical and nanny costs and school tuition.

Both LeBlanc and McKnight waive all claims for spousal support.



KATIE HOLMES is tipped to play celebrity pal VICTORIA BECKHAM in a new biopic of soccer superstar DAVID BECKHAM. Holmes and her fiance TOM CRUISE are close friends with the British pair, but while movie bosses were keen to cast the BATMAN BEGINS star, Cruise will not be playing Beckham because of their "marked physical differences". An insider says, "Tom has a brilliant grasp of what the public want to see and thought David's story was wonderful. "A football star emerges from humble origins, there's drama within the matches and romance in his love affair with Victoria at the height of her pop star fame. "At the time Tom was seeing quite a lot of David and Victoria. The quartet are very close friends and the Beckhams would only be happy about their story being used if Tom and Katie were involved."



LATEST: JACKASS star BAM MARGERA has re-ignited rumours he slept with JESSICA SIMPSON while she was still married after appearing on the HOWARD STERN radio show on Tuesday (19SEP06). Margera's former fiance, JENN RIVELL, told a Pennsylvania radio show in 2005 that Simpson and Margera had sex while the pop star was still married to NICK LACHEY. At the time, Bam's father PHIL MARGERA also told Philadelphia radio deejays PRESTON + STERN his son admitted bedding Simpson. Stern interrogated Margera on his show, asking about the night the two spent together while she was filming THE DUKES OF HAZZARD with his Jackass co-star JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. Margera said the relationship was blown out of proportion, but admitted he "bumped into Simpson", which caused his fellow Jackass co-star STEVE-O to say suggestively, "Yeah, BUMPED into her!" Margera claims they "wound up at her parents house drinking margaritas and it went from there" and said afterwards he "left at eight in the morning". When Stern asked Margera if Simpson looked good naked, he said she had a personal trainer for the film adding, "Yeah, she looked good. I can't deny that!"


The View through Rosie’s Colored Glasses…

I am sick today and decided to lie on the couch, veg out and watch some T.V.

“The View” touched on a number of interesting subjects today. From Madonna’s hanging on a cross scandal, to Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez calling Bush "The Devil” at The United Nations, to Usher being on Broadway, it was a well-rounded show.

The broad shouldered Rosie stands out like a sore thumb next to her slim, well-coiffed counter parts and monopolizes most of the show with her loud interjections and abrasive opinions. The name of the show should really be changed to “The Rosie O’Donnell Show” as opposed to “The View” because that is just what it was. I would have liked to have heard everyone’s opinions, but when anyone on the panel speaks, Rosie raises her voice 3 octaves above theirs in order to dominate the conversation. In fact, I found myself talking to my television and telling her to shut her big mouth roughly 4 times.

It doesn’t seem as though Rosie is held to the same standards (or any standards whatsoever) as her 3 glitz and glamour cohorts when it comes to appearance, hygiene and social graces.

Rosie sits on the far left of the well dressed crew with slumping posture, everywhere hair, dark, muted make-up and a drab, asexual wardrobe paired with bright clown-red clogs with white socks. The 3 women sitting next to her are wearing stylishly feminine apparel (showing a touch of cleavage, GASP!) with shiny bobbles, and their hair and make-up are perfect.

I’m all for individuality, you don’t have to look like the Belle of the ball 24-7, but Rosie, you’re on television, viewers are watching your every move and hearing your every word, (literally) how about exhibiting some pride? I’m pretty sure that ABC has the money to afford you make-up artists, hair stylists and even wardrobe consultants; you don’t have to walk around looking like you just rolled out of bed.

P.S. Rosie, there are many Plus-Size boutiques, shops and websites that would happily provide you with a cute wardrobe complimentary if you’d just mention their names in the credits, and let’s face it, accessories always fit.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

LePaparazzi News Update: Why Mischa Dates Ugly Men

Most teenagers her age are preoccupied with the latest pop stars or movie heartthrobs.

But schoolgirl Aleksandra Vasic has her sights on a bigger goal. Despite her tender 14 years, she has become the youngest model ever to appear in London Fashion Week after being snapped up by iconic fashion designer Zandra Rhodes. read more

Mischa Explains Why She Dates Ugly Men

Mischa is such a cute girl, and we always wondered how she decided to date some not so hot men . Well, it turns out she can't imagine dating a guy who cares about his looks as much as her. read more

Justin Timberlake Takes Action

WTF did the photographer say to JT to piss him off? These two have had run ins with the paparazzi before. As for Cammie, she looks to be holding her man back. I must say, her hair color is growing on us. read more

AMA Nominations for Mariah, Chili Peppers

Mariah Carey, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Black Eyed Peas and Nickelback each received three nominations for the American Music Awards, it was announced Tuesday.

Nine artists received two nominations each: Mary J. Blige, Eminem, Kanye West, Jamie Foxx, T.I., Rascal Flatts, Pussycat Dolls, Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood.


Lohan gets plastered again

Armless fun ... Lindsay Lohan in cast

As you can see, the party-loving actress is in plaster after a “slip” at a fashion party.

But Lindsay didn’t look embarrassed by her pot – far from it.

If anything the workshy actress saw it as a new fashion accessory to show-off in Beverley Hills yesterday.

Lazy spends more time in and out of hospital than at work. Her latest fall was her fifth trip to A&E this year.

The way she keeps missing acting appointments, it’s the only cast she will be in for a while.


Scarlett Johansson: I Love My Curves

Scarlett Johansson, who admits she prefers Snickers to Milky Way ("I like peanuts," she says), doesn't worry about having a waifish figure. "I'm curvy – I'm never going to be 5' 11" and 120 pounds," she says. "But I feel lucky to have what I've got."

Indeed, the 5' 3" actress, who once joked, "My idea of aerobics is going for a slice," is designing a line of streetwear for Reebok, and tells InStyle in its new issue that the clothes are "fitted to my body. So I know they'll fit a regular person."


Technorati tags: Lindsey Lohan Aleksandra Vasic Misha Barton Justin Timberlake Mariah Carey Scarlett Johansson celebrity news blog paparazzi Lepaparazzi