Pork, The Other White Meat

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Okay. First of all I am a big Aguilera fan. She has the best body in the business and a voice to boot. Also she seems more composed and smarter than her counterparts (not saying much). Despite her affection for lots and lots of base, concealer, powder, theatrical contouring powders, eyeliner, various layers of eyeshadow, brow fillers, blush, fake lashes, bronzer, sparkles, extensions of various colors and textures, wacky outfits, orange spray tan, body glow lotion, all worn simultaneously. Me and Miss Piggy think she is on to something.