Friday, October 06, 2006

LePaparazzi Links Time Friday






Men Gone Wild...!

FOUR AND A HALF NAKED MEN

Warning: What you are about to see is not for the weak of heart or the full of stomach. Simply put, it's four naked celebs (John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen and William H. Macy) wading in the water like four polar bears during hibernation.
[Faded Youth]

Jessica Simpson Has a Push Up Bra



If Jessica Simpson wants to keep being famous, she probably shouldn't have gone down three cup sizes then worn a see through shirt. You're not supposed to go from DDs to buying gel inserts and kleenex overnight. DDs make people like you. DDs make people forget for a minute that you have a condescendingly flat ass. DDs hide the fact that you pay people to paint you up like a gay racoon. Succulent DDs stop world hunger and global warming. Big, round, juicy DDs teach blind children to read and...uh, sorry. What were we talking about?
[IDon'tLikeYouInThatWay]

News Flash! Alicia Keys Is Not a Swimsuit Model




Alicia time for some serious squats..

No, that’s not Oprah Winfrey my friends. Oprah is much thinner. That’s R & B singer Alicia Keys chilling out by the pool. I heard a rumor she’s slated to be the main attraction at Seaworld this winter……
[Hollywood Tuna]
Is Jessica Simpson Turning into Courtney Love?


oh my gosh! the latest issue of STAR magazine insults my girl courtney love in a major way by comparing her to miss 'mess of the moment' jessica simpson - even claiming simpson is turning into love!
[Popybytes]

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