Lepaparazzi Celebrity News: Star Sightings

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MORNING JOLT


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With her parents and beau Jay-Z watching from the sidelines, Beyoncé gives a jump-start to the day Friday in New York's Bryant Park as part of Good Morning America's concert series.

HERE TO STAY

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Christina Aguilera goes rock 'n' roll glam in a flapper-esque Elie Saab gown for the third annual Fashion Rocks concert at New York City's Radio City Music Hall on Thursday. Aguilera, along with Beyoncé, Bon Jovi and Jamie Foxx, performed at the event, which kicked off Fashion Week.

THE KNIGHT & 'THE DUTCHESS'

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Fashion Rocks curator Sir Elton John (in Yohji Yamamoto) and Fergie (in Blumarine) stage a royal entrance at Radio City. Both singers will release albums next week – The Captain and the Kid for him, and The Dutchess for the Black-Eyed Peas frontwoman.

THIEF OF HEARTS

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Denise Richards snuggles up to her main man Richie Sambora before the guitarist hit the stage with Bon Jovi at Fashion Rocks. The evening's proceeds benefit the Elton John AIDS Foundation.

ON 'GUARD'

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Ashton Kutcher hangs onto his guardian angel, wife Demi Moore at the Washington, D.C., premiere of his film Thursday, where the couple, who are set to celebrate their one-year anniversary on Sept. 24, nuzzled in for a close-up.

DINING WITH THE STARS

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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban go for a group hug with Donatella Versace and her daughter Allegra at a London dinner party hosted by Elton John's partner David Furnish (pictured left) in honor of the Italian fashionista on Thursday.

DAY TO NIGHT SCENTS

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David and Victoria Beckham make fashionable strides as they touch down at the Venice airport on Thursday. Later that evening, the couple hold onto the night in coordinating black ensembles at the launch party for their new his-and-hers perfume, Intimately Beckham.

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The Brangelino

Here we catch a rare glimpse of the Rhangelino (species homeus wreckerus) and the Brird (species subservius hunkus) in their natural habitat. The Brird enjoys picking small insects and other forms of debris from the ears and ass of the Rhangelino. Sometimes the Rhangelino which collects small children, likes tatoos, and is prone to flights of fancy, becomes outraged for no apparent reason and scares the brird. But the Brird always comes fluttering back to pick more dung from the hindquarters of the wily, unpredictable, Rhangelino.

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Vampire or Do Gooder Earth Mother-You Decide

Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

His logic is warped and he is so full of himself. Thats like saying I am not eating until world hunger is cured and everyone has an Olive Garden in their village. Also the fact that he calls her "Angie" smacks of someone who names their pit bull Snuggles McSnugglesworth.

Since when did Brad Pitt become such a pussy? Probably not marrying old big lips Jolie because she will marry him when she is good and damn ready. Pitts her bitch.

Well....this is all well and good but I can remember when Ms. Jolie was a vampire. Yep it's true folks. A bonifide vampire. Like a scary, goth chic who thinks that its Halloween year round, except without the zits, greasy hair and weird attire from Hot Topic.

Before she was flying around in a plane feeding Africans with aids, adopting third world countries and crack babies she was flying around on a broom with a vial of Billy Bob "manorexia" Thornton's blood around her neck and french kissing her ubber weird brother on some awards show.....what a short memory Hollyweird has when it comes to pr moves. Dirty bondage bitch one week, the next the flying nun (literally).

Conspiracy Theory

This is a RUMOR, but it explains a lot:

The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn't MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don't remember, Suri's announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented - there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn't want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn't newborn. After a few months it's not so easy to recognize a baby's exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein? Keep in mind this is simply a rumor - form your own conclusions.

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The man who cheated w/ Michelle Rodriguez armpit licker

Michelle Rodriguez Homewrecker

And I bet you just thought she was a drunk. Well add another to her list of charms-homewrecker! Not only that she supposedly cheated with a man whose girlfriend is recovering from cancer. Well, what would you expect from someone who licks their armpits.

According to sources at Contact Music News:
French actor OLIVIER MARTINEZ has rubbished reports he has been cheating on girlfriend KYLIE MINOGUE with MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ. A story in a US magazine claimed the SWAT star and LOST actress Rodriguez were snuggling up to one another in a Los Angeles nightclub. But Martinez insists he is in love with Australian Minogue, who is currently getting over her recent battle with cancer. A spokesperson for Minogue says, "Everything is great between her and Olivier."

Nicole Bitchy Says....

Eat your vegetables bitches!

Have a great weekend mis paparazillos:)

Blohan robbed!!!!

What a whirlwind these last two days have been! First a DUI for Parasite and now Blohan gets robbed. It seems that Hohans Hermes bag was stolen from her cart at London's Heathrow airport. The bag supposedly contained $1 million in cocaine, I mean jewelry (wink wink). Oh, and her asthma medicine. Whaaaaaa!

Manica Blimpson

Okay. Here it is. A portly post op Jessica. We call him/her/it Manica.

I always knew that jaw line was a little too strong....gulp.

More DUI arrest pics for your entertainment

More shots of Parisite being arrested for DUI, or maybe it is the fashion police arresting her for wearing those damned ankle boots I hate.

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What does Parasite Hilton have in common with Mel Gibson?

DUI's!!!!

According to sources at the Associated Press LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday for investigation of driving under the influence, police said.
Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. in Hollywood, said police Officer I. Isabella, who declined to give his first name.
"The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence," Isabella said, reading a police statement.
Hilton was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released, he said.

Okay, this is too cute.

Even I cannot find anything bad. This is adorable. Enjoy.

A Pregnant Firecrotch...ouch.

According to an article in the Associated Press, Marcia Cross, famous for her character on Desperate Housewives is pregnant at age 44 !

44....ahhh the wonders of modern science.

This should be interesting. I wonder what the baby will be? Proabably just dust and cobwebs given her age.

Actually she is a very lovely and elegant lady. Good luck with the dust bunnies Marcia!

WTF!!!

What do you suppose Jho and Satan Frost were thinking when they put on these oufits? I think Jho was going for a space diva look, but one from the 1980's T.V. drama Dynasty.

Satan on the other hand wanted to look like a drunken cockatoo given the wobbly stance and askew feather hat. And I'll be damn, theres those friggin ankle boots again!

Remember me?

Okay, is it me or does Baby Spice (I wonder if she still calls herself that now that she turned 40) of the former Spice Girls looks like she is about to try out for Singing In The Rain. Tap dance anyone?

Pussycat Dolls....what do they do again?

Okay besides being eye candy what do these heifers do? Oh, they are a burlesque act famous for singing such canned songs as Doncha....as in doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me...ohhhh!!! What a bunch of conceited bitches. They don't even know me! Psssshhhhh....some folks are so rude!

The transformation of Asslee

You gotta hand it to her. The blonde extensions, tan in a can, and bleach kit borrowed from big sis Chestica work for her. Her new wardrobe, though still a bit edgy, is less disgruntled goth teenager and is more sleek, stylish and sophisticated. I think this is a keeper. Go Asslee. Or maybe we can combine their names, since they are identically hot, ala Brit Brit with Jailyn and call her Assica (Ashlee+ Jessica=Assica).

McDonalds Inspired Fashion

Pippy Longstocking engaged!!! Could it be...

Well, well, well. It appears like the groping guy and Hohan are making it legit! It seems that she has an engagement ring on her finger judging by these pics taken from the Venice Film Festival's premiere of Bobby. I wonder if he loves every little freckle on her body. Dude thats alot of love!

Dumped by a troll

Sources at US magazine say that Chestica Simpson has been dumped by troll human hybrid John Mayer. In related news Paris Hilton wins the Nobel Peace prize for her humanitarian efforts.....

Weird but true.

Suri Cruise or asian mainlander?

Who would have thought that the fruit of Tomcat's loins would have been an asian child! Is it me or does this kid look like she is not only asiatic but much older than her chronological age? Maybe she is the reincarnation of scientologist L. Ron Hubbad hence the wizened look. Or maybe she is actually asian and either adopted or the product of sperm donation because as we all know Tom Cruise is gay. Duh.

Freckles MacFreckles being groped

Here is a pic of Chucky, err I mean Lindsey Hohan, being groped by her current beau Harry Morton. Lindsey does have a nice rack and lots of swimsuits, I will give her that. I dig the dark hair but somebody (Hohan) needs to know that shampoo and a brush are her friends.

Hahahahahahaha! There is a God.

Tacky lame (pronounced lamay) dress: $1000.00 (conservative estimate)
Godawful ankle boots: $550.00
Drugs for the night: $300.00
Seeing Paris being rejected by private MTV video relaease party: Priceless!!!!!!!

Side note......
The pompadour style hair, metallic blue eyeshadow and outfit are hideous! She proabaly crackles when she moves b/c the dress looks like that type of material fancied by my granny who likes that crunchy silver and gold stuff. What's up with the ankle boots? They do not, and could not, flatter anybody! Some designers, the trend setters if you will, obviously hate women. Get a clue.

Her friends dress looks like something coughed up from 1993. Also her purse does in no way match her colorful (understatement), summery dress as it appears to be metallic and leather . A fall/winter purse, but the type from Payless Shoes carried by a truck stop waitress.

Elvis Lives On In The Heart of Britney

Don't mean to be picking on our southern bellle today, but do you see the similarities between Britney and Elvis? I don't mean Elvis in his prime, when he was slim and trim, jet black hair, smoldering eyes, and a sexy grin.

But a bloated Elvis in Vegas around 1965. The Elvis fond of rhinestone jumpsuits and Quaaludes.

Paris Hilton. Famous for what reason?

Ahhh... Paris Hilton. Seems she turns up everywhere, kinda like a bad penny. Here she is at the VMA's more than likely promoting her ill fated album. Like her song says, stars are blind, and in this case Paris is blind in one eye and cannot see out of the other. The usually elegant Ms. Hilton sports boots and a horrendous 1980's prom dress. Is she paying homage to Madonna's Like A Virgin tour circa 1982 or maybe Bjorks infamous swan dress? Or she could be trying to look more like an ostrich with those feathers on her skirt. Go figure.

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What would happen if Magda stole Barbara Bush's top and Daisy Dukes shorts? Well I think we just found out. Jessica pulls off this hybrid look fabulously! But I do think she could use another layer of spray tan and a few more rounds of dental bleach.

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Hollywoodland's Venice Premiere

Poor Ben. Although he's looking great here with the cast of Hollywoodland at the Venice Film Festival, he's been having some trouble getting the American public's interest. Apparently, Ben has been cut as much as possible from Hollywoodland commercials because focus groups still weren't ready to see much of him yet--perhaps due to tabloid overexposure.

As reported in Defamer, Affleck responded that "I think more and more people pay attention to actor's private lives ... it makes it difficult to suspend disbelief when you are going to watch their movie because really what you are thinking about is whatever you have read about them in a magazine rather than the performance they are giving." Okay. Ben does have a point, but bemoaning the paparazzi's influence isn't going to give him his fame back. I suppose after films like Gigli and Daredevil, Ben does have to catch up--and catch our interest again. Good luck!

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